BAoTW Party 2005 - We rock, and they know it!

[Psychotic]

BAoTW Party 2005
"Because all the other parties smell!"

I stress the importance that this party is not about atheism and if you use it as an excuse not to join then you are clearly very silly. It is a name of randomness, not religion. kthx.

A message to the electorate and all cuddly people

My friends, too long have the evil forces of EoFF tried to purge green dartboards from the land! Too long have the socs tried to take our pizzas and muffins away from us! Too long have the snails invaded and have had to be repelled with no oranges!

Well I say: NO MORE!

Consider this a call to arms! Rise up and fight the opressors! Rise up and fight the bus drivers who don't like ointment! Rise up and fight those French-Canadian ducks! The hour is now!

Policies and beliefs
What BAoTW Stand for:

- Randomness and Pointless Crap
- Walruses & Penguins Rule
- AOL Suck
- Free Peter! Die elitists! More nachos! More Caves!

BAoTW Policies:

- Avril Lavigne and Cher to be executed
- Free nachos and communal orgasmic pop-tarts for all
- People called Martin to be banned from wearing shoes whilst using public transport, excluding underground trains
- Shakespeare in Schools to be replaced with the Kama Sutra
- Biology teachers to be burnt with white hot pokers poked in their eyes, if they happen to annoy party members
- Themed public holidays, including Puffin day and Pelican day - the rest will be determined later.

And a jolly new policy!

- Browser equality! People should stop saying "OMG TEH FIREFOX IS TEH BEST!!!1111" I say let people use whatever browser they want! If they want firefox, fine! If they want IE, fine! If they want AOL, dine! (on cookies and oatmeal but maybe not oatmeal as that sucks)

And another jolly new policy!
- Take down the Listerine company because Doomsday wants to.

Aw shucks, one more!
- CRAZY FROG RINGTONE BURN IN HELL! Or alternatively an industrial strength furnace, either way is pretty good.

OOH
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Members - the cool people who are lovely!
Psychotic
Rye
Spritz
Ultima Shadow
Pure Strife
Czech. Republic
=Angelus=
Dr. K
Doomsday
Rusty
Trumpet Thief
Female Ryuichi
Baloki <--------- Totally doesn't want to stand for a forum.
Misfit
Faris
kikimm
Denmark
Maxico
Xander
Phil
Fuzakeru
Ansem
Jellisaurus
Amratis
VaShYmAn
Takara
DMKA
Hardwood Hank
Azar
ching chong
Jack
Rainecloud
Ouch!
Sweet_Angel
Stupid Moomba 88
Nod
Squinn
Triple T
ffrinoa8

Banner Thyme!




Down with socs! Up with socks! Down with socs! Up with socks!

[Maxico]

HOO-RAH

[Rye]

BAoTW 4 LIEF. Count me in.

[Psychotic]

The rules say we need an FF mascot so an FF mascot is here wooper-de-doopster

FFVII'S VERY OWN MUKKI! In case you don't remember who he is:
Mukki: ...heave...pant... Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up,
bubby! ...heave...pant... Let's wash off all our sweat and dirt together!
Muscular Guys: Wassup!!
Mukki and the muscular guys took Cloud's clothing off.
Mukki: Bubby! You're the intimate type, huh!! ...heave...pant... Wow!! Would you look at that!

They all go in the tub.

Mukki: Isn't bathing great...? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby!? Feels good, huh?
Cloud: ......... I don't feel good. Let me out...
Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud: Ten... Nine...
Mukki: Hey bubby, how old are you?
Cloud: Eight... Twenty one...
Mukki: You're less then half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Cloud: ............ Seven... Six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?
Mukki: Well, if that's how you feel... too bad. We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
Mukki: Why don't you stick around and play a bit? Daddy's so lonely...
Everyone got out of the tub and Mukki put Cloud's clothing on.
Mukki: Bubby!! This is important to me! Here's a memento of our time together!
Cloud got Bikini Briefs.
Mukki: Hope we meet again!

[Spritz]

This looks stupid, pointless and will inevitably cause me to loose a substantial amount of brainpower.

Count me in!

[Psychotic]

General Chat - Spritz
Eyes on Each Other - Rusty
World Events - DMKA
The Lounge - Rye
General Gaming Discussion - Maxico
Arts and Writing - Jellisaurus
Site Staff - Rainecloud
Help Forum - kikimm
Feedback Forum - Denmark
General Archive - Psychotic
FF I-IV - Ultima Shadow
FF V - Faris
FF VI - Doomsday
FF VII - Dr. K
FF VII: DoC - Fuzakeru
FF VII:AC - amratis
FF VIII - Trumpet Thief
FF IX - Phil
FF X - Czech. Republic
FF X-2 - Xander
FF XI - Hardwood Hank
FF XII - Jack
FF Tactics - Misfit
FF Tactics Advance - Azar
FF CC - Stupid Moomba 88
General FF - Pure Strife
VGM/The Spirits Within - Sweet_Angel
Chrono Trigger/ Chrono Cross - Takara
Kingdom Hearts - Ansem
General Square Enix - Ouch!

[Ultima Shadow]

COUNT-ME-IN!!!

Mukki looks like my neighbour.

[Pure Strife]

Good old poptarts. Yarg, back on the BAoTW bandwagon it is.

[Psychotic]

Communal orgasmic poptarts, you surely mean.

[Pure Strife]

Yeah. I mean, it'd be a bannable offense to discuss the other kind here.

[Psychotic]

It's a bannable offence to mention bannable offences, also.

But! Here are lots of banners that I doubt anyone will use but I wanted to make them to make people think "WOW! THEY HAVE LOTS OF BANNERS! THEY GOTTA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!"







Oh, and special edition of the first banner: JUST FOR AMERICANS!

[Loony BoB]

I stress the importance that this party is not about atheism and if you use it as an excuse not to join then you are clearly very silly. It is a name of randomness, not religion. kthx.

Are you saying it's silly to not want to be labelled an atheist as you are religious? Even if you say it doesn't matter if you're an atheist, in many religions to deny your religion is a sin in itself. Don't label them silly just because they are following their own religion. Religion is, when one is actually religious, generally considered to be a very serious matter. *nods*

[Psychotic]

Hey BoB:



Now be off with you.

[Pure Strife]

I'm liking the one that seems to zoom up on Miss Hungary's chest for some (no) reason, you hosting these for others to use or must I activate some sort of account somewhere?

[Loony BoB]

It's a bannable offence to mention bannable offences, also.

But! Here are lots of banners that I doubt anyone will use but I wanted to make them to make people think "WOW! THEY HAVE LOTS OF BANNERS! THEY GOTTA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!"







Oh, and special edition of the first banner: JUST FOR AMERICANS!

What about bannerable offences!?

EDIT: I changed two lightbulbs last week and didn't even get scratched.