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    Default Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party!

    Since the other parties suck, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring, and be the representative of Ultimate Evil here at EoFF. Why? Because the bad guys always win.

    If you're cranky, fed-up, or just plain mean, the Nazi Party is the Party for you. We oppose all manners of foolishness and stupidity, from typing with caps lock on to pointless, non-funny spam. Also, under Nazi rule, Country music will be made illegal.

    With your help, we can create a bright and vibrant Fourth Reich which shall last 1,000 posts!

    Current members:
    me (Der Führer)
    DocFrance (Head of the SS)
    Genius Lynx (Minister of Propaganda)

    Organization:
    At the head of the party is the Supreme High Intelligence Team which makes policy for the party. Other organizations include the EoFF Grammar Gestapo and the Schutzstaffel (S.S.) which deals with problems external to the party. Other positions may open on a need/skill basis.

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    Granted, my image-making skills suck. The current default banner may be improved upon by any Party member who can do better.

    The Nazi Party of EoFF will not use the Swastika image. This is an image associated with defeat and a dead past. The symbol I have chosen is the Knight's Cross, a medal awarded for valor in the field of battle, and therefore associated with victory.

    Our mascot will be Kefka. Who better to represent Nazism than the greatest villain of the entire Final Fantasy series? (No, really. Sephiroth is a worn-out puss. Kefka's a flaming maniac.)
    Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 02-05-2005 at 05:38 PM. Reason: closed parentheses

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