Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi Party!

[Citizen Bleys]

Since the other parties suck, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring, and be the representative of Ultimate Evil here at EoFF. Why? Because the bad guys always win.

If you're cranky, fed-up, or just plain mean, the Nazi Party is the Party for you. We oppose all manners of foolishness and stupidity, from typing with caps lock on to pointless, non-funny spam. Also, under Nazi rule, Country music will be made illegal.

With your help, we can create a bright and vibrant Fourth Reich which shall last 1,000 posts!

Current members:
me (Der Führer)
DocFrance (Head of the SS)
Genius Lynx (Minister of Propaganda)

Organization:
At the head of the party is the Supreme High Intelligence Team which makes policy for the party. Other organizations include the EoFF Grammar Gestapo and the Schutzstaffel (S.S.) which deals with problems external to the party. Other positions may open on a need/skill basis.

Imagery
Granted, my image-making skills suck. The current default banner may be improved upon by any Party member who can do better.

The Nazi Party of EoFF will not use the Swastika image. This is an image associated with defeat and a dead past. The symbol I have chosen is the Knight's Cross, a medal awarded for valor in the field of battle, and therefore associated with victory.

Our mascot will be Kefka. Who better to represent Nazism than the greatest villain of the entire Final Fantasy series? (No, really. Sephiroth is a worn-out puss. Kefka's a flaming maniac.)

[Colonel Kirby]

Kefka wins.

[Blackmageboi]

... Dieser Gruppe Name ist nicht gut, ern es recht und ich kann zu
verbinden erwon!...
(This group name is not nice, change it and i may consider joining!)
...my german is pretty rusty but thats the gist of it... :shame:

[Citizen Bleys]

The whole idea of a Nazi Party is not to be "nice," it's to be mean and evil and kill people.

[Psychotic]

A more appropriate banner and slogan:



Have a nice day, Citzy

[Citizen Bleys]

Hah, the BAotW is calling me boring? Why don't you try coming up with something original instead of the same tired old crap year after year after year? Then maybe you'll have some room talk trash about your betters. Not much, though.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, because this is really not the Conservative Party (Which sucked majorly) under a different name, isn't it?

[Citizen Bleys]

No, as a matter of fact, it has precisely bugger in common with the Conservative Party.

[Rainecloud]

Excuse me, but the Staff here at EoFF found my "Hitler Kitty" image offensive last year.

Your party is oh so definitely going out of the window.

[Destai]

*snigger*

[Little Miss Awesome]

I'm sorry but I think Psychotic 's sig is much better, and funnier!
Making a club like that is wrong, I think! Really wrong!
By the way, I love Rainecloud's signature!

[Citizen Bleys]

Excuse me, but the Staff here at EoFF found my "Hitler Kitty" image offensive last year.

Your party is oh so definitely going out of the window.

Wouldn't surprise me, but that gives me an excuse not to participate after I said I would. Like I said earlier, the other parties are incredibly disappointing, and there's not a one that I'd willingly join.

[DocFrance]

Bleys, this party has my name written all over it. Sign me up.

And everyone else who thinks this party is "mean" or "hateful" is just a wuss.

[Citizen Bleys]

But Dooooc, it's supposed to be mean and hateful.

EDIT: And there are a lot of wusses at EoFF. We'll kill them first.

[Daryl]

So far this is looking like the only viable option. I miss Goatsecs.

*goes to check other party threads just in case*