I'll join on 3 conditions.

1) I don't change my avatar or signature or rank or do anything which would indicate approval of the party.
2) While professing to join your party, I actually work from the inside to bring about its destruction.
3) I hate you all.
EDIT: 4) I don't have to pick a forum.

EDIT: OK FINE I PICK FF1-4.

EDIT: 5) I might freak out and ban the whole party. Also I hate you all.