It's been more than 24 hours since the elections thread began and there's no thread yet for the Goatsecs party. Someone had better make one soon.
Oh.
The goatsecs party has been around since forever. At least since the first elections I remember, and we have the most to offer EoFF. Vote for goatsecs, and we will solve the deficit problem, bring back the attack button (one that actually attacks, this time), and reinstate EGG.
And as always, our party platform shall be made of the finest wood!