Snow Party (Hey, leave me alone!)

[Rase]

Since politics and such bring two of my favorite things together, the spirit of freindly competition and the power of blackmail and bribery, I have decided to join this election thingy. After a long, hard, 3 minutes of thinking, I figured out my platform and everything. This party is here to promote the fair and ethical treatment of SNOW!

Now, some of you may think, "Hey, snow isn't oppressed or anthing, what the heck is wrong with you?!?". To this I respond, "Shove off, jerk." The point is, snow is often lisjudged and unfairly generalized. It's though to have a cold, yellow heart and a stinging touch. For this it is eaten and thrown about. All I ask is that people show respect to snow and how great it is. Also, I would like everyone in the world to exprience snow.


JOIN NOW!!! GIVE A SNOWMAN A HOME!!! (PREFERABLY WITH THE A/C ON FULL BLAST)