EoFF Elections - Used to Manipulate

[Rainecloud]

The Spam Brigade determines what's good and what's bad spam. We have made our decision. Reform yourself or risk looking foolish.

I consider 67.8% of our spam to be slightly witty, and thus moderately entertaining.

[Dignified Pauper]

Controversial subjects of Spam on the part of party BAotW have arisen in a recent post made by Del Murder, the notorious Spam King. Del, being the Spam King, has amazing credentials to be able to spot and pick apart different sects of spam, analyze them, and conclude whether or not they are worthless or important. Psychotic, a leading representative of BAotW claims that Del, or anyone for that fact, has any right to attack them for Spam, but Del especially as he is one of the most infamous spammers of the EoFF community. Loony Bob says that the title of Spam King, however, isn't bad, it just means that his spam is better spam, rather than Del just posting nonsense all over.
Yameneko, of the Spam Brigade, has made announcements that only they may dictate what is good spam and bad spam. Rainecloud states that 67.8% of BAotW's spam is witty, and thus, it being the majority, is an ok factor to leave in the party's thread.

Proto, of the Ace party has recently brought in the topic of "Hard" and "Soft" money. John Kerry once said he would come down on "hard" money, but what exactly is "hard" money, as the average American doesn't know. And what was the reason that the terms hard and soft were use over hard and easy? Mysteries arise, and will stay mysteries for as long as I report your unfair and unbalanced news for a better EoFF comical experience in these trying times of election mayhem.

HEADLINES
Jojo Sells Soul to Agent Proto For Cheetos, Real Reason Still Unkown (courtesy of Flying Mullet)

Baloki joined BAoTW because he lost a bet to Psychotic involving a buffalo, an ice cube and a pitching wedge (Also Courtesy of Flying Mullet)

"The Fluffy pink party endorses foxes" - Statement By Jojo

Marick Institutionalized For Obvious Reasons, Claiming, "You Can't Stop Me From My Reporting!" Scientists Baffled

[Del Murder]

Spam is so two years ago.

[Psychotic]

I hope Della gets his groove back soon.

[eestlinc]

The Spam Brigade never spam anymore, so pssh to you. You all sold out instead. For shame.

I didn't sell out, but then again I was never really part of the Spam Brigade.

Anyway, spam died when HOORJ got banned.

[Dignified Pauper]

As Election Fever is beginning to get unpopular with the masses, fewer and fewer schemes have been devised by these obvious and not-so-cunning politicians in order to win the favor of the voters as least likely to cause mayhem during the elections. This has cause for poor reporting on behalf of all media, and we apologize, but for now, we deem this topic over-done and dead. We all had a good, intense time reading, but alas, like all dumb things, it falls victim to natural selection, survival of the fittest...

Headlines

Election Activity Begins Slowing as Election Day Approaches.

[Christmas]

Can we have an election soon? I wanna run for office!