Yeah Proto, there's no use stalling, trying to buy yourself some time. We know the truth!Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Yeah Proto, there's no use stalling, trying to buy yourself some time. We know the truth!
Heh. "Maximum Suckage".
I'm quite proud of that one. You should change your custom title.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
You were planning to?I never sent that PM to Rainecloud. If I had, it'll be along the lines of... "I would like to invite you to the Ace Party. You don't need to join, but consider it."
He can still win my favour. He knows where my Paypal account is.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
In an AIM conversation..
Spritz: I must have a good lawyer!
Marick: that's just it
Marick: you're not out for the common man
Spritz: Nooooo! ;-;
Spritz: Do you take bribes... of the candy varaity? =o
Marick: BAotW has money
Marick: they can't possibly know what it's like to be middle class.
Spritz: Acctually our budgt was stated to be, and I quote, "£0.00" xD
That's all interesting, but what does it mean, well, rest assured, I have that answer(s). Spritz is obviously the legal counselor of the group, and althought that the budget was stated to be 0 pounds, it is not certain that this is an accurate figure, as BAotW has profited from ANIMAL EXPLOITATION, according to slander from #eoff, the party. Later, he asked how I could be bought to serve his party, I was outraged, and instantly came here to report for YOU the viewer. Rest assured, that bribes will not work on this reporter.
Things heat up in #eoff, the chat, as david accuses #eoff, the party of being for the noobies and NOT the chat. Plots thicken.
Rainecloud gives evidence of a pm being sent, however, Proto claims it was a photoshopped masterpiece. In fact, Proto claims that he sent an entirely different pm, one of understanding and warming.
Rainecloud is able to be bought again, with Paypal... as rediculous as it sounds, I would not put it past the parties to NOT pay him for his vote.
Another #eoff, the chat, excerpt.
"[17:23] Marick> Any new views on any of the parties that you would like to include in the next post
[17:23] _> First of all, don't listen to David. xD
[17:23] frunk> i read that as "views on any of the panties"
It is apparent that Bob hates David, and if #eoff is elected, then he will commit a mass homocide on David.
Frunk is apparently blind.
HEADLINES
Marick Takes Pills for Crazy People in Leisure Time
Psychotic known as "Foil of Bob" by Kirobaito
Meghan's Vote doesn't matter, She's leaving February 28th
Bob and Psy Represent Opposite Spectrums
*Quick Addition*
Loony Bob has created a slogan for #eoff, the party.
"[17:32] _> #eoff - That's you!"
What's it mean, that #eoff is subjecting and categorizing the community as a permanent member of the #eoff party? Or is it to rally support in unity and amnesty.
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More info later, I am on dinner and homework break.
Last edited by Dignified Pauper; 02-08-2005 at 12:08 AM.
Why bother discussing the elections? Everyone knows they are rigged. And by everyone, I mean me, because I rig them. To the highest bidder. Currently Psy is leading with $850, which considering the plummeting dollar, is about 10 pounds sterling.
Proto is campaining for the Ace party, not the Elitist party. That's Del.
Proto, Del, same difference.
No there isn't. Del's a CK. I'm not. Del's female persona is Della, mine is Penny.
>_> Not that you need to know that.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
How about a night. ^_^
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
You WOULD be a CK, but you were sacked for stealing Roogle's dustcaps!
OFFICIAL! Proto is a dustcap thief!
Head down south and we'll talk.
wtf is a dustcap?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
In a starking revelation, it has been found that recognized member eestlinc has rigged the elections every year. Psy, a representative of BAotW is currently leading with an $850 (about 570 pounds) bid.
"It's a lot like an auction." says Betty Butterfield, a former financial advisor of eestlinc inc., "It is not right to subvert the candidates to pay him and his corporation money to rig the elections in their favor. It wasn't right to the voters, and certainly not the other candidates who couldn't outbid eachother. What was more catching, is that once the bids were drawn, they could not be withdrawn, even when out-bid, the money still went to eestlinc, therefor, all parties lost money, and only one got the mild benefit of winning the election, in which, no power is granted." Butterfield said she left the corporation saying, "It was bad, so I left."
Who is this mysterious eestlinc who has identified that he does indeed rig the election. Is this the clever pawn of some higher administration, or is this some crazy story brought to you by eestlinc and some made-up woman. It is my job to say that I will look into these things and pile them away under shelves of other jobs I have to do.
Citizens of the EoFF community have been affected indirectly by all this. They, realizing their votes don't matter, continue to plan to vote, regarding this as fact, conspiracy, and death, but not really caring, considering that the election really does not do anything to the over-whelming ideals of the community. This fun and seemingly harmless election has turned parties into raving, slander and insult throwing monsters, pitting them against all opposition, and massacring peasant villages.
~~~***HEADLINES***~~~
Marick Wins Pulitzer Prize For BS
Psy Sleeps With Bob in Secret Alliance (Story Courtesy of Flying Mullet)
David, From #eoff, The Chat, Kills Self in Rantings of Toe Licking
BAotW Make Millions By Switching From Animal To Insect Labor, In Response To #eoff, the Party, Claims
5'12" and 6'0" Are In Fact The Same Height
*Added News*
Proto and Del's identity's finally deemed separate as Proto shows proof that they are, in fact, not the same.
Jojo was seen whoring herself out in the name of Fluffy Pink.
Proto knows not what Dustcap is, and it would seem, no one does.
*MAJOR HEADLINE*
After reading the room,
[19:01] RSL: I love Dr Unne for other reasons
New Headlines have popped up.
RSL AND UNNE HAVE HAD SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS, OR SOME SORT OF EROTIC AFFAIRS
Last edited by Dignified Pauper; 02-08-2005 at 01:14 AM.
For capping dust, silly. :rolleyes2
But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Proto...or should I say...JEFF EL DUST CAPICO BANDITO!
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