EoFF Elections - Used to Manipulate

[Colonel Kirby]

I am so not dead.

[Strider]

Which is a miracle, consider the massive toe-licking and Donovan McNabb. I guess you can't believe everything you read, after all.

[Giggles]

A vote for Fabio is a vote for world peace. And Bruckner!

*waves at Fabio*
*hails Bruckner*

[Dignified Pauper]

The Fabio party has gotten in on the action, finally, after laying dormant for a few good hours. In fact, it's so amazing, that I'm reporting immediately. What will the other parties come up with for slander of this party... Is the rumor of Fabio being gay a myth? Is Fabio God? Does Fabio really take steroids!? It's an amazing and wonderous set of questions that need answered, and I will make sure they remain a mystery.

[Del Murder]

I'm too good for this thread.

Vote Elitist.

[Raistlin]

This thread's too good for Del. Vote Unne!

[Election Booth]

There will be plenty of debating, intrigue, policy speeches, etc. There will also be plenty of strippers. Yes.

[Dignified Pauper]

Giggles, representative of the Fabio party wants equality and world peace, but what does it stand for in the eyes of the commoner? Fabio, their Icon, is seen as a glorious male icon of perfection... Does the Fabio Party wish to gain power, and then committ a mass genocide against all those who are not of the physically glorified.

And what is this new elitist party that is too elite for words of description. Led by Del Murder, who can indeed start a party, it has gained no support. If opened to members, this party could really gain followers, as we all know, Del is favored by his wackiness. Del has won many Ciddies, and he may be one of the most well-known and oldest members of the board. He also accuses my thread of being "too good" for him, and yet he has posted and advertised his party...

And what of Raistlin comment of this thread being too good for Del and that you, the viewer should vote Unne. It seems Unne is dominating the election with little support. Entering this thread late into the start of it, it was an intense post. When will ANT join the bashing... It's so intense.

Election fever is hitting all across the EoFF globe... Members are disregarding that the worlds most powerful figure, the POPE is still in the hospital... Is this election so powerful to black out other things...?

In other news.
[22:41] * Jebus throws a pie at Marick.
It was outlandish and outrageous. More will not be reported, later tonight.

HEADLINES

It Seems Pandemonium is Sweeping the Boards as Enforcer, Del Murder, Leads His One Man Party to an Un-Assured Victory.

Marick Called "Deceptor of Love" and "Mangler of the Heart" by Ex no, really, i was.

Earthbound is Deemed Amazing by Gamers All Across the World

The EoFF Election Booth is Alive and Well after One Year of Lying Dormant, Hybernating With Sex Slaves Galore. New Election Booths for Upcoming Generations Now in Democratic Schools

[Election Booth]

No sex slaves here. <s>I pay good money.</s>

[Madonna]

The Elitist Party is more than Del, I'm willing to bet.

[Del Murder]

Last year it was but this time not even those people are good enough.

The Elitist Party: Where the bar is higher than a Bob Marley tribute.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, I was part of the Elitist Party last year. As was Bleys, and some other people.

We've all moved on to better things.

[Agent Proto]

There are currently five parties with enough members to be official.

1. BAoTW Party
2. The #eoff Party
3. The Ace Party
4. Fluffy Pink Party
5. The Unne Avatar Party

[Leeza]

Giggles, representative of the Fabio party wants equality and world peace, but what does it stand for in the eyes of the commoner? Fabio, their Icon, is seen as a glorious male icon of perfection... Does the Fabio Party wish to gain power, and then committ a mass genocide against all those who are not of the physically glorified.

<i>Fabio, their icon, is seen as a glorious male icon of perfection.</i> - Perfection in the sense of someone who is able to enjoy life as it should be if there was equality and world peace. This would benefit everyone obviously.

<i>Does the Fabio Pary wish to gain power...</i> - Yes, how else would there be world peace and equality for all unless he gains power?

<i>...and then commit a mass genocide against all those who are not of the physically glorified?</i> - Absolutely not! Fabio wishes for everyone only to be able to experience the joy that he knows and to also carry on the Bruckner legacy!

*hails Bruckner*

[Giggles]

All that Leeza says is true! No slander is needed against the Fabio party, for we don't slander anyone else.

*hails Bruckner*
*smiles at Fabio*