The Fabio party has gotten in on the action, finally, after laying dormant for a few good hours. In fact, it's so amazing, that I'm reporting immediately. What will the other parties come up with for slander of this party... Is the rumor of Fabio being gay a myth? Is Fabio God? Does Fabio really take steroids!? It's an amazing and wonderous set of questions that need answered, and I will make sure they remain a mystery.