Election Booth has claimed that he has no slaves that are used for sexual relations, but rather, he has a line of the finest escorts money can buy. What does this spell for the elections... What of Election Booth's spouse...

This year, key members of the Elitist party have left the party, leaving Del Murder as the only remaining member. While, he is not able to run in the election, as he does not have a legitimate requirement (an adequate amount of members), Del is still enforcing the newbs that #eoff, the party, tries to protect.
Del's response is that "This year, the bar is higher than a Bob Marley tribute." Why, that is a pretty high bar to top. While the chances of Del's success is 0%, he still has my spread equal support.

The following parties are the current five that are elligible to run in the elections this year.
1. BAoTW Party
2. The #eoff Party
3. The Ace Party
4. Fluffy Pink Party
5. The Unne Avatar Party
As we all know, they have been slandering the oppositions with relentless rhetoric and jargon. It just so happens that it's all untrue as well. In a game of lies, truths, wit, and sarcasm, who will come out on top?

Leeza, fellow representative of Fabio denies claims of it's agenda for world genocide against the misfortunate looking. While Fabio seems to live a "perfect" - Perfection in the sense of someone who is able to enjoy life as it should be if there was equality and world peace. This would benefit everyone obviously.(LEEZA, post 119) - life, it really may be too much to concieve that the beautiful want to the ugly to prosper as well. By gaining power they hope to attain world peace, an admiral goal, but are there truly underlying motives? Who knows. I don't, and I'll probably not find out. But, I say this to the voters, be wary of all the parties and none of them.

Rainecloud doesn't care about the elections, or his party allegiance. He was recorded telling the voter to vote for whoever they wish, yet, he remains a member of BAotW. Oddly enough, more support has rallied for BAotW from that one comment among the masses... Is this some clever ploy to sabotage the elections that eestlinc already has!?

Ching Chong creates poem in dedication to BAotW's platform, depicting imagery of BAotW's benevolent deeds, while neglecting the malevolent ones. We still know not about their insect frustration, and their fattening of walruses for oil. They force penguins to move from Antarctica and drive cabs for an equal pay. It's absurd, and probably flat-out untrue. But that doesn't stop them from doing it!

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BAotW Forces Animals and Hobbits to Have Illegal Sexual Relations and Profit From It Via the Internet