Hm. For some reason, reading "War and Peace" whilst two girls are playing with my golden locks doesn't appeal to me as much as it did yesterday evening.Originally Posted by Leeza
Vote for whoever you want to vote for!
Hm. For some reason, reading "War and Peace" whilst two girls are playing with my golden locks doesn't appeal to me as much as it did yesterday evening.
Vote for whoever you want to vote for!
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
lol don't be sad
baotw ain't so bad
sure we have lots of mattress pads
didn't you really want a wacky plaid?
If we didn't have this fun
you would be eating chilli buns
haha look at your silly run
oh look it's dr. unne!
OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX?!?@>
Wow. That RHYMES.
... HOBBIT SEX?
Election Booth has claimed that he has no slaves that are used for sexual relations, but rather, he has a line of the finest escorts money can buy. What does this spell for the elections... What of Election Booth's spouse...
This year, key members of the Elitist party have left the party, leaving Del Murder as the only remaining member. While, he is not able to run in the election, as he does not have a legitimate requirement (an adequate amount of members), Del is still enforcing the newbs that #eoff, the party, tries to protect.
Del's response is that "This year, the bar is higher than a Bob Marley tribute." Why, that is a pretty high bar to top. While the chances of Del's success is 0%, he still has my spread equal support.
The following parties are the current five that are elligible to run in the elections this year.
1. BAoTW Party
2. The #eoff Party
3. The Ace Party
4. Fluffy Pink Party
5. The Unne Avatar Party
As we all know, they have been slandering the oppositions with relentless rhetoric and jargon. It just so happens that it's all untrue as well. In a game of lies, truths, wit, and sarcasm, who will come out on top?
Leeza, fellow representative of Fabio denies claims of it's agenda for world genocide against the misfortunate looking. While Fabio seems to live a "perfect" - Perfection in the sense of someone who is able to enjoy life as it should be if there was equality and world peace. This would benefit everyone obviously.(LEEZA, post 119) - life, it really may be too much to concieve that the beautiful want to the ugly to prosper as well. By gaining power they hope to attain world peace, an admiral goal, but are there truly underlying motives? Who knows. I don't, and I'll probably not find out. But, I say this to the voters, be wary of all the parties and none of them.
Rainecloud doesn't care about the elections, or his party allegiance. He was recorded telling the voter to vote for whoever they wish, yet, he remains a member of BAotW. Oddly enough, more support has rallied for BAotW from that one comment among the masses... Is this some clever ploy to sabotage the elections that eestlinc already has!?
Ching Chong creates poem in dedication to BAotW's platform, depicting imagery of BAotW's benevolent deeds, while neglecting the malevolent ones. We still know not about their insect frustration, and their fattening of walruses for oil. They force penguins to move from Antarctica and drive cabs for an equal pay. It's absurd, and probably flat-out untrue. But that doesn't stop them from doing it!
*HEADLINE*
BAotW Forces Animals and Hobbits to Have Illegal Sexual Relations and Profit From It Via the Internet
Who, the Fluffy Pink Party??But we LOVE everyone...
It has come to the attention of the mass EoFF media that the Fluffy Pink Party instills sexual actions in children, claiming that it's healthy to start out at an early age...?
HEADLINE TIME
Heath actually bothered to look at some party threads? Indifference sweeps the forum! However, He Alligns Himself With #eoff, The Party, Even Though They Don't Represent the Chatroom, #eoff.
Marick Does Indeed Shower and Goto Classes
That does it. I'm definitely starting "The Indifferent Party" next year.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
How do we not represent the chatroom? Oh man. I am so churning out the Stats for this one!
RIGHT NOW, 47% of the top 50 chatter's lines belong to #eoffers. Now, considering I'm well aware that we'll be picking up another one of those members, that will soon change to 49%. With just one more move of the top 50 chatters, we'd hit 50%. It's also notable that Roogle, a non-#eoff representative, came up with the #eoff slogan. It's ALSO notable that my list doesn't include many other #eoff party members outside the top 50 (I don't have the full stats on hand while I'm at work, so I can't get the finer details). Either way, we very soon will have over four times the chat support of any other party and also have over double the neutrals. At the moment, 19 of the top 50 chatters are in the #eoff party and that will likely soon change to 20.We represent well.
Ah... statistical goodness... it's been too long...
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I want to know why people arn't using the attack button I made
Isn't that what the baotw party was before it turned into 'let's get away with spam' party?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I did o_0 I typed a name into it but it didn't do anything. Is it supposed to?I want to know why people arn't using the attack button I made
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
*attacks Baloki*
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
No, they were always spammy bastards.
My mistake.
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