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    Default Fantasy Football Team: Players with ridiculous names.

    I would like to build a team of football players with ridiculous names and any suggestions would be welcome.

    Currently I have a centre half and a centre midfielder.

    Uraneck (spelling) The Czech lad.
    Eric Djemba-Djemba

    oh and what about Hakin Yakin?

    Anyone got some more for me?

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    There's the Colchester United Reserve striker, Lee Lee. I seem to remember a Scott Scott as well, though I'm not sure who he played for.

    I'm afraid that's all I can think of for now, but I look forward to seeing how this team turns out.
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    Lee Lee is definitely in. What a legend!!!

    That's fresh out of the same mould as Gary Neville's dad; Neville Neville! I mean honestly.

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    Paul Gagoine (cant spell) David Seamen Zinidane Zidane they have some strange names

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    I'll consider David Seaman because of the obvious Pugwash related connotations but the other two are out. Uraneck - pronounced Your-a-neck and Lee Lee are prime examples of just how silly a name has to be to get in to this 11 my geordie friend.

    Lee Lee, I ask you? What were his parents thinking?

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    Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is.

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    Kluivert Van Nistelroy freaky deeky dutch

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    Quote Originally Posted by NM
    Daft name's eh. One that springs to mind is a Czech Republic international called Ujfulusi. Pronounced Oo-fa-loo-si. Now if that isn't a stupid name I don't know what is.
    Yes I knew there was another Czech centre half but I couldn't remember his name.

    Ok, 'Oof-a-lucy is in.

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    Gary Speed lol you know why lets get high

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    Maybe you should quit while your ahead Shoden. While there are narcotic undertones to Gary Speed, it's not quite on the same level of comedy as Your-a-neck and 'oof-a-lucy.

    Uljfalusi, that name cracks me up man. C'mon everybody lets 'oof-a-lucy for NM.

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    i prefer Hakin Yakin hes that switz guy who hacked beckham and rooney in euro 2004 England Vs Switzerland

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    lol oh dear. Ok right...

    Jonjo Dickman of Sunderland is in. There are actually a bunch of players called Dickman but none with a forename as spectacularly silly as Jonjo.

    Also Dean Leacock of Fulham might make it on to the bench. How could I forget Danny <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif>tu of QPR.

    All hail Jonjo Dickman...

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    german striker Carl Janker.
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    And Stefan Kuntz.

    I can't believe the censor blocked out dear Danny of QPR.

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    Na'il Diggs, Guard for the Green Bay Packers.


    Oh, the other Football. Psh.

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