Valentine's Day would be changed by being celebrated by burning everyone who mopes around, complaining about heartbreak. Christmas would be outlawed, to be replaced by Loot and Booty Day.
More policies later.
Valentine's Day would be changed by being celebrated by burning everyone who mopes around, complaining about heartbreak. Christmas would be outlawed, to be replaced by Loot and Booty Day.
More policies later.
All Goombas all the time!
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
If elected, we will make every day Valentine's Day, a day of love and flowers and prettiness! Also we will make every day Christmas. And Easter, cos' there's bunnies.
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Another reminder of things that shall be put to the sword; bunnies shall die as well. We need the chocolate milk.
Once the Unne Avatar party comes to power, I want you on the team, Jojo; you're perfect at reminding us about what needs to be done.
Last edited by Madonna; 02-09-2005 at 08:44 AM.
Oh man, I wish I could be in your party just because you said that. Country music <<<< all...except some rap.Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Shaun Wright-Phillips is.
I have written two letters: One to the real SW-P, and one to the SW-P in the picture above, about funding, and they have both agreed to pay for anything I want.
...probably.
Also i found a lepricorns gold
That won't stop us from imprisoning the Leprechauns once we reach power though. There's something about those little fellas that's just a bit too...Irish.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I would like to point out that my earlier proposed policies drain nothing from the general EoFF public's pockets.
No new taxes will be instated to gain the necessary funds to pay for gas, timber, and rope for the burnings, and a seizure of property will be conducted after the mopey individual is dealt with. Knowing these individuals, though, there won't be many funds to acquire from said seizure; mostlydiariesjournals on how empty their lifeiswas.
Swords do cost money, and you cannot really seize the property of a rabbit, but you could afford a sword if you didn't spend all your money on chocolate bunnies and fake grass for your baskets.
Both Loot Day and Booty Day help increase the economy twofold more than Christmas, as there are two days instead of one of gift-giving and that's basically the only trade-off, so do not worry about any radical changes.
As you can see, all these policies are well, fine, and great. The best thing about these future changes is that you don't have to participate if you do not wishunless you are a heartbroken, mopey individual.
Lynx is a good man and a credit to his race, and as a co-member of the Unne Avatar Party, I fully support him in this and any other endeavours he may aspire to make in the name of the Unne Avatar Party. Unne Avatars for all!
If the Fluffy Pink Party is elected, everyone can...
GO ON A DATE WITH ME! lol.
That's really disturbing.
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