I think I ate some bad beacon

[Citizen Bleys]

I have sigs turned off to be more Unne-like.

P.S. Joel: Are you dead yet?

[Rye]

Hope you feel better. I'd go with drinking water like Shlup said.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd go with drinking beer, it's more fun.

[Tokki Wartooth]

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at "beacon"

[Doomgaze]

Maybe vodka kills tapeworms.

[Mindflare]

Bacon is tasty. You'll be fine.

[Doomgaze]

I'm kidding, actually. Bacon's cured. You won't get tapeworms. Food poisoning, maybe, and boy will that suck. I don't think you need to go to a doctor for that, though.

[Zeldy]

beacon?
Bacon?

Bah! you should be fine!
ive ate things maybe i shouldnt of, U'll probably be fine.

[Dr.K]

I think two things will happen -

Being in the fridge and THEN being microwaved (my mouth is watering already) this bacon will hardly be accepted with goo grace by your body. You will either:-

a.) Just have these sharp pains for a while, as your stomach is trying to battle with the bacon, and then they will go away after a period, and the bacon will be gone.
b.) You may get food poisoning, but let's certainly hope not.

In the meantime i'd drink plenty of water, as has been mentioned. Warm water, while tasting rank, will probably do you more good than cold (but only out of the kettle - please don't touch the hot tap!)

[Carnage]

i had a bacon cheesburger on halloween that some one gave me. I was really sick

[Psychotic]

Being in the fridge and THEN being microwaved (my mouth is watering already) this bacon will hardly be accepted with goo grace by your body.

Haha, no way! I have bacon that has been in the fridge and then been put into the microwave for breakfast every day!

[m4tt]

Wait a minute... you cooked bacon in a microwave?

You've never done that? We do that at my house a lot.

[Del Murder]

I ate some bad Texaco once. I was on the toilet for days.

[Necronopticous]

[Erdrick Holmes]

P.S. Joel: Are you dead yet?

Maybe, I think I'm in hell. It's vey hot, I hear screams, and there's a guy poking me with a stick. Oh wait, that's home, I guess I'm still alive.

Maybe vodka kills tapeworms.

I got plenty of that in my system allready

My stomach pains are gone but today I was very irritable, I think it might have to do with the beacon I ate earlier.

I'd try drinking water but we have no morei n our refridgerator, and drinking water from our tap does about the same thing as eating that bad beacon.