I think I ate some bad beacon

[Erdrick Holmes]

P.S. Joel: Are you dead yet?

Maybe, I think I'm in hell. It's vey hot, I hear screams, and there's a guy poking me with a stick. Oh wait, that's home, I guess I'm still alive.

Maybe vodka kills tapeworms.

I got plenty of that in my system allready

My stomach pains are gone but today I was very irritable, I think it might have to do with the beacon I ate earlier.

I'd try drinking water but we have no morei n our refridgerator, and drinking water from our tap does about the same thing as eating that bad beacon.