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    I think the title explains itself, but I'll say it again. Which Role-Playing game as the cheesiest/crappiest/(other offensive word) love story and why?
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    Final Fantasy VIII.

    I know people will argue with me over this, but oh well. I thought it was extremely forced, and between the two most annoying characters of the game. Rinoa is constantly a damsel in distress, not to mention her constant, annoying chatter. The fact that this dumb little romance took precidence over the rest of the potentially interesting party just made me hate it even more.

    And, to say it before it starts, I dont care if you dont agree with me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
    Final Fantasy VIII.

    I know people will argue with me over this, but oh well. I thought it was extremely forced, and between the two most annoying characters of the game. Rinoa is constantly a damsel in distress, not to mention her constant, annoying chatter. The fact that this dumb little romance took precidence over the rest of the potentially interesting party just made me hate it even more.

    And, to say it before it starts, I dont care if you dont agree with me about it.
    I agree completely. You took the words right out of my mouth, in fact.
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    I thought Lufia II had the worst love story. The two main characters fall in love, get married and have a kid in a matter of 2 minutes.
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    >>> FF8.
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    And then the ending to Lufia II makes me sob hysterically every single time. >:o

    FFVIII's was quite high on the cheese factor.

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    FFX. If you wanna talk about annoying chatter. I was hoping Sin would eat Yuna and be done with it after the 100th hour of play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Sark
    FFX. If you wanna talk about annoying chatter. I was hoping Sin would eat Yuna and be done with after the 100th jour of play.
    agreed

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    FFVIII....AHHHHHHHHH. Dear lord that was annoying.

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    A lot of the FFs, really.

    FFVII: Tifa loves Cloud. She presses against him at the very end. What does Cloud say? "Let's go see [Aeris]". Talk about a clueless moron.

    FFVIII: reasons stated in posts above.

    FFIX: Steiner - Beatrix. O. M. G. The whole love letter thingamajig.

    FFX: see above posts.

    FFVI: I need to replay that one, but I have memories of Locke not being the sharpest tool in the shed for these matters.

    FFT is actually interesting, the relations between the various characters never fall in the cheesy category.

    CT: argh xD He's a regular guy, she's the princess. Onoes, we didn't expect that one at all. At least you get a choice later on in the game. I used the puppet, what did you do?

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    Dragon Warrior.

    After playing that game for a while, I saved Princess Gwaelin. She then gave me her love, which took up one item space. How in the hell?! And the way these bozos speak. "Thou art our only hope." "I wish thee well." I felt like saying, "Quit thy being a pain in ye olde ass!"

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    its obviously Firional's half assed flirting with Hilda in ffII...
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    id have to say ffx. i just thought ALL the characters were kinda stupid. people say auron is cool but he takes it too far. i did like yuna's two different colored eyes though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endless
    I used the puppet, what did you do?
    Note to self: never play Chrono Trigger.

    And yeah, FF8 was annoying. I got the feeling he would have hooked up with Quistis.
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    Final Fantasy 8.Nuff said.Xenogears has a good love story im not sure if its cheesy though.

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