All the "beers" you've described are poor excuses for alcohol based beverages with little to no taste what so ever.

I wouldn't even lower myself to calling awful things like Stella Artois or Budweiser "beer".

And Fosters and XXXX? Very Australian, when they're brewed in ENGLAND.

<s>I vote null.</s>

Oh wait, you had Hoegaarden on there, I like that.