Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Yeah, but who would you call. "Hello, Grama? Yeah, I'm lost on a deserted island again. No, I don't know how... ye-... Grama I AM wearing clean underpants!"

etc etc etc.
Doesn't really matter if I know where I am as they can find out where I am by the call. Plus I can make more than one call.

Call one: To a friend of family to tell them to call the police or some governement agency to help find where I am.

Call Two: TRACE THIS BITCH!

Call Three: Are they here yet?