During our lifes we come across items of such profound usefulness that we can't help but think of more pointless ways to use and abuse it's function.

Credit cards? Use it to hire a locksmith or even use it jimmy open door locks with it. Arrange cocaine lines, cut up cheese, weak vegtables... the possibilitys are endless... yes they are weapons of mass destruction too!


...Scares the hell out of me.

So what unconventional uses do you have for certain items? What items do you find to have an imeasurable amoutn of uses (Febreeze )? Diagrams and anecdotes are encouraged!