Final Comedy
Hey I made this thread for people who have anything that has to do with FF comedy whether its things you made or things that you have noticed such as glitches or just stuff you thought was funny. Go on share
also if you know anywebsites with funny FF stuff please post it
Last edited by Desert Merchant; 07-14-2005 at 11:22 AM.
"I Garland shall knock you all down!"
You should just call this the cid highwind thread, he`s so funny
Thats me in the blue sporting the Edward Scissorhands haircut
Thanx for the cool Siggie Starry Relm.
:evilking::evilking:
haha i agree pretty much anything that comes out of his mouth is pretty funny but i like all kinds of FF comedy expessily the ahh power of cheese thread cheesey FF is cool
Stop standing doing nothing and drink your that godamn tea!!
*Tellahs daughter is ruthlessly murdered* Tellah:"You swindler!"
Garland:"I shall knock you all down!"
Zell: What's his problem?
Squall: Why don't you ask him?
I always found that funny, probably because that's what I'd say!
THE JACKEL
Tellah: you spoony bard!
8-Bit Theatre. It's an online comic which parodies the original Final Fantasy, and it is nothing short of hysterical. I'm surprised no one mentioned it yet, as it has become fairly prominent.
Several conversations I've had with my friends about Final Fantasy:
Me: If Cait Sith's weapon is a megaphone, which he uses to shout commands to the huge toy mog he rides, why is it the stronger he is, the stronger the stuffed mog's attack is?
Friend: Maybe he yells louder?
We concluded several other things as well:
-The reason Cait Sith's dice attack gets stronger the more times he uses it is because practice makes perfect. Yes, with dice.
-The reason Vincent's attack gets stronger even if he uses the same gun is because the stronger he is, the harder he pulls the trigger.
Because Vincent becoming better at aiming at an enemy's vitals is completely out of the question.-The reason Vincent's attack gets stronger even if he uses the same gun is because the stronger he is, the harder he pulls the trigger.
You ever see Vincent shoot someone in teh foot?
I sure havent'.
Whats so funny about "I will knock you all down!!" by garland?? Seriously...
Nothing. Idiots coined it as a funny statement, and then the brains of the masses have mutated into a state or warped perversion until they translated the statement as something that is ridiculous, since the aforesaid beings thought that it was ridiculous.Originally Posted by crash26821
Really, it's a perfectly plausibnle line, and it is one that I use. It is quite threatening enough and not really funny at all unless you take it out of context because you think that you're supposed to, or unless you're following some crowd.
Mine is on FFI DoS, in the lifespring grotto, when you run into Gilgamesh. "I'd say you've been hitting the Oxyale a bit hard if you beleived THAT!" (When he offers to give you Excalibur)Oh, and The Emperor in FFII- "You should consider what I am about to do a great honor. I shall kill you personally!" Don't know why, but I love that line.
Last edited by DarkLadyNyara; 04-19-2005 at 06:18 PM.
Excuse me but whats wrong with finding an oddly phraised line funny? It made me giggle and suddenly Im part of an unknown crowd of idiots warping peoples words? yeah theres certainly idiots here alright.Garland:"I shall knock you all down!"
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