"I will knock you all down" isn't threatening at all. You're crazy if you don't think it's comedically awkward and poorly phrased.
"I will knock you all down" isn't threatening at all. You're crazy if you don't think it's comedically awkward and poorly phrased.
I agree with Kawaii. Garland, the evil time traveling SOB whips out "I will knock you all down" is lame. He might as well have said "I want to hurt you" or " I like ballerinas!" A final boss should be intimidating. His goal wasn't to kill you, it was to simply knock you on your backside. Not too tough.
I always thought that Kefka was hillarious. In the middle of the desert he gets pissed that theres sand on his boots. And how he 'bounces' anytime things don't go his way. Funny stuff.
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Current RPGs: Final Fantasy XII
Terra: I know what love is...
Locke:And I have learned to celebrate life.. and the living.
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Mog: And I have my friends here!
Kefka;*Turns around, turns back toward the group and jumps*
This is sickening... You sound like the chapters of a self-help booklet!
Prepare yourselves!
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
FFVIII: The way Seifer got censored to repeatedly call Zell "Chicken-wuss."
FFX: When Tidus is looking through the telescope and it holds for a very long beat on Lulu's...um...special abilities.
Yes, in the moonlight she is even more beautiful...
Alright, point taken.Excuse me but whats wrong with finding an oddly phraised line funny? It made me giggle and suddenly Im part of an unknown crowd of idiots warping peoples words? yeah theres certainly idiots here alright.Although I was refering mainly to people who say it's funny just because "everyone else thinks it is". (I do know people like that). :rolleyes2 Anyway, sorry for the idiot comment.
Yeah, Kefka is pretty amusing. I just started that game, and I thought that part was great.I always thought that Kefka was hillarious. In the middle of the desert he gets pissed that theres sand on his boots. And how he 'bounces' anytime things don't go his way. Funny stuff.
And, of course, Kujas' recipe for black mages.
Last edited by DarkLadyNyara; 04-19-2005 at 05:19 PM.
Sounds like Garland is bowling...Originally Posted by Martyr
Nothing. Idiots coined it as a funny statement, and then the brains of the masses have mutated into a state or warped perversion until they translated the statement as something that is ridiculous, since the aforesaid beings thought that it was ridiculous.
Really, it's a perfectly plausibnle line, and it is one that I use. It is quite threatening enough and not really funny at all unless you take it out of context because you think that you're supposed to, or unless you're following some crowd.
Last edited by Desert Merchant; 07-14-2005 at 10:23 AM.
"I Garland shall knock you all down!"
in ff7 where cloud has to dress as a woman because (SPOILER) you can make him have sex with a large black man in the honeybee inn
and when the short fat man that works for shinRa gets run over (cant remember his name)
in ff8 where if you acquire shiva at the very beginning and name her herpes (or any amusing disease - preferably an STI) Ifrit will say to you when you use her attack "you've got herpes!"
credit to my best mate from school for telling me that one.
I say hi!
and look at my sig...
President Shinra is dead...
Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
"You sure?"
Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"
LMAO.
FFVII: When Cloud had to dress up has a girl. All the stuff. The langerie. And stuff. And at the Honeybee Inn. That was hilarious.
FFVIII: Zell as a kid. Seeing Odin getting sliced in half.
FFIX: Zidane's facial expression. Finding out Kuja was a male. Zorn and Thorn's lines.
FFX: Tidus' face when you meet Rikku at the Moonflow. Yuna looking fat in a Kimono. Rikku's quote, "Sometimes when I've got a lot on my mind, it just helps to go Aah!" Auron laughing. Not!
Go to the link on my sig, then click on Final Fantasy, then click on Final Fantasy Bloopers. It's really funny.
IN FFVIII, on the way to the first mission:
Seifer: "Chicken-Wuss."
Zell: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?"
Seifer: "Hehehe"
Zell, everytime he goes to get hotdogs, and there's none there.
In FFX, whenever Wakka says "I'm gooooood, ya!?!?" after killing an enemy. This cracks me up.
In FFX, the part when they're walking up mt gagazet (I think), and wakka and tidus are shoving each other or clowning around in the background, or something.
And of course Cid in FFVII. The way he swears on his chick is priceless, haha. #@%&!
WICKED-AWESOME SIG.
Lest we forget the priceless line in FFI:
You found the FLOATER!
That one part in Final Fantasy IV
I thought it was funny when Aeris got stabbed by Sephiroth. No wait.. I'm confusing humor with depression. Damn... How about the time you first find out Terra was an esper... no wait that was surprise. Um.. this is tough... The time that... oh forget it. I don't find Final fantasies that funny, but the satires that people make of them are humorous, like the entire FFIV "Ahh.. the power of cheese" thread amuses me.
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Current RPGs: Final Fantasy XII
I laughed at the part of 9 from Zidane and Dagger's "wedding" until Eiko's introduction.
Kujas elephant jokes to the queen were quite amusing
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