Hey, Look! It's a newb!

[Matthew]

I hope to mate with your women and trade spices and miniature figurines of the Peanuts characters.

For those of you unfamiliar with my name, or how I've weaseled my join date as being in 2000, you must close your eyes and imagine an era where the name Eyes on Final Fantasy bannered an ezboard. A man calling himself Cid, but who we would soon learn was named something completely different than Cid (You liar!), advertised said ezboard on the message forum Final Fantasy: Worlds Apart. I, being one to do what topics on forums tell me, went there but did little. Then another ezboard I was apart of, which didn't ascend to godhood after the Golden Age of tGA. (One of which we all still sing about... Well, those who remember the words.) All of these forums came together in a Republic like system (Soon to turn to fascism under Raistlin's iron grip when abandoned by the four or five boards.), and I was reintroduced to your world in the form of Cid's Knights. (Before it was just a title and they actually patrolled a world in their heads fighting evil. I believe there was also a videogame in the works, one where BOU promised me a cameo, as I was the greatest person ever.)

For a time in our imaginary world I plucked characters from existing works, FASHIONED them to my own perverted designs, and then annoyed the general populace. There was Locke Cole (Transformed from Square's version to an angsty knight.), Heero Yuy (Transformed from an angsty Gundam pilot to an angsty spaceman who landed in tGA's world, one never named out of laziness.), and Yurius (Taken from a then untranslated videogame and done up the best I could from just a pretty picture. Pyromaniac, angst-free!) Regrettably, I stuck with the Heero Yuy handle on EoFF (Current fanboism and user names shouldn't mix. I learned this too late in life.), spamming up a ubb and a vb I believe. This was when spam was legalized in some sixteen ot ellebenty. I recall a Del spamming some with me. And then I DISAPPEARED. And now I'm here, typing this up cuz I'm bored and you're smelly.

ANYWAY, those not around in those glorious and unoriginal times... Um, hi, I guess. Do you still claim newbies?

EDIT:
I also randomly joined other incarnations of EoFF as Kenshin, and God. Kenshin was a break with my recently instated first law of usernaming, and God because it was hilarious to read the PMs it generated.

[krissy]

I approve everything this man has to say.

[Rainecloud]

Hi, Sugpo. Is this your tenth account?

[Matthew]

Ever? Maybe. Currently? Nah. Only one.

[Jojee]

Matt is Sugpo? xD LIAR.

*screw Matt* =} Sup. You're not a n00b. Liar. You type too much. xD *skims*

Btw you're my n00b XD even though you're not one.

[Matthew]

Sorry, assumed that was a typo of sexy dude.

[Samuraid]

Welcome.

[Dr.M]

yo dude!

[Resha]

You're not a n00b. Liar.

You sure don't sound like one.

[Loony BoB]

This is not a newbie thread and if the RPG BOU was making that you were talking about was to be titled EoFF: Sick Irony, then he completed the game and it's still downloadable over at Smallcave. I'm pretty sure I remember you being in it, although I might be horribly, horribly wrong.

Hi!

[Miriel]

*squishes the sorta-kinda-not really-newbie*

[Citizen Bleys]

Who let you in?

[fire_of_avalon]

Hi! I don't know you but your reputation kind of preceeds you in the fact that oldbies talk about you and I don't understand a word they say.

So... do somethin' notable already.

[Nod]

I also randomly joined other incarnations of EoFF as Kenshin, and God. Kenshin was a break with my recently instated first law of usernaming, and God because it was hilarious to read the PMs it generated.

....God...yup...that is a pretty funny thing to do

so, hey there, not-so-new newbie!

[Psychotic]

Hey Matthew. Kiuru tells me that you are hot. She really said that! Totally!