Muscle Heads! (election candidates)

[Ultima Shadow]

SePhO_zO is by far the funniest!

[Rye]

xD @ Dr K's answer.

Barrett - Strangely, for this date, a large 'CENSORED' appeared on my screen for 10 minutes, after which Barrett concludes to Cloud, "yep - my systolic hypertension is really just psychological after all - thanks dude!". And they told me the Luxembourgian directors cut had BONUS material. *Sigh*

Possibly one of the best answer so far. But SePhO's answer made me laugh hard too, especially:



These answers are all pretty good.

[Sepho]

Funny answers all around. Good job, guys.

[Psychotic]

Dr. K and Sepho (as he said he loves to be called) were great there. Jojo was absolutely terrible. What the HELL was her answer all about? Very sucky indeed.

Also I liked amra's review as it wasn't boring.

[Rainecloud]

I want those pictures in Spoiler tags. Now.

[Denmark]

I've never gotten either the Aeris or Tifa dates. there must be something wrong with me? :\

[Rye]

Don't feel bad, I don't think I'm even close to that part in FF7 yet. xD

[Election Booth]

Ok, now let's move to the most important forum in all of EoFF, the one filled with the best of the best threads: General Archive! Now reading the archive cna be a daunting task, so our candidates have provided a list to make your searching easier:

What are the five greatest threads in the General Archive? Provide links to each and a short discussion of what makes each thread so great.

Psychotic (representing the BAotW party):
Thread #1 is named Without Spam - The greatest song parody ever (self-proclaimed) and was written by some fellow named Del Murder.

This thread reveals the not often discussed romance between Del and Kishi. "Screw you kishi" is my favourite quote from this love ballad. He means this in a literal sense. It's cute to think about, isn't it? Awww, my ickle Dellie-pie with my baby Kishi-poo! Oh right, humour. Here, catch:
TROUT! (Man, that cracks me up every time! )

Thread #2 is entitled Grrrrrr and the artist responsible for its creation is Free Spirit.

Fear bubbled out over the land of memories like an evil broth filled with despair. Free Spirit's mighty warriors had suddenly come up against a creature who had sprang forth out of the shadows of the past, who was previously thought only to be a legend: That snake chick. That snake chick broke upon her characters like an furious storm, and all hope had appeared to have faded, when out of the twilight a voice, quiet and yet clear, could be heard like a distant memory. It was the words of Kurohime "supposedly she's weak against water and ice, but I'm usually high on Bahamut" with these words, Free Spirit's vigour was renewed, and she and her honourable warriors smote that snake chick down. After the chaos had died down, Free Spirit stood over the fallen body of her opponent, and a mighty roar was heard: "I finally beat the friggin snake for once!"

I have been informed that thread #3 goes under the name of Partners, courtesy of President of the Richard Nixon Appreciation Society, yun.

I have a confession to make. I'm only putting this here because I want to respond to yun's offer. YUN! YUN! WHERE ARE YOU? I WILL BE YOUR WIFE AND TOGETHER WE SHALL WAGE WAR UPON THE NATION OF ARMENIA! Oh yun! How dearly I love thee...

#4 is a delightful little ditty, I like to call it RM2K thread *@______@* , made by that Finnish imp, Miktzsrstususuyuussu!

This thread contains the very SECRETS of the universe! Screen Pans are in fact, POSSIBLE! You may have heard otherwise from lesser mortals, but Spaceman Spiff quells all rumours to the contary! However, Spiff does let himself down on Page 2 by breaking EoFF Rule number 6: Member moderation. Alas, alas that such an evil rule-breaking fate has befallen one so mighty! Another thing this thread is is a shining beacon of glittering hope: The holy grail exists! Our dearly departed friend, HOOTERS, was making a game! I demand that a quest set forth immediately to recover it!

Last, and probably least, is #5, What if...#1 brought to you by the number 8, and the letter L. Oh and Citizen Bleys, whoever THAT is...

OOC:	I only picked this 'cause it's got ooc tags and they make me SO horny. Oh, and this quote: "Yes Tidwell?" Oh Tidwell. Tidwell Tidwell Tidwell. Will you ever learn?

Lord Krang (representing the #eoff party):
Here goes:
Aw, man - Cause it's Important.
RSL Avatars - Cause RSL is cool.
Mad as a bug? - Cause I didn't know bugs could get mad.
Kishi Appreciation - Because kishi is cool.
Bleys stuff - Cause Bleys has a funny voice.

Lady Fidela of Confide (representing the Fluffy Pink party):
Ok, here are my threads.sorry it took so long, college steals all my time. my apologies again if the links don't work, it's not the sort of thing i do on a regular basis.

thread 1
Creepy/weird postcards.
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9957
Ooh, a mystery...and the thread goes on until the two practical jokers reveal themselves. everybody loves a good mystery, right? And this thread is also one of the reasons you should never give your homeaddress to someone you meet on the net. Great joke though,kudos to Sakura Yume and Calliope on a well thought out and executed plan.

thread 2
EoFF is, apparently, something awful.
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45426
well, i read the article linked to this thread made by the something awful people...and it made me laugh, but at the same time, disgusted me, especially when they insulted people's poetry and writing. But the eyesonff thread outshone that article in terms of humour, and it was an insightful glimpse into how people deal with being insulted.
and now, a quote from Loony BoB
"Actually, although they might laugh at us (hey, we are too) - from the few people I've chatted to (from SA) about this, they actually think we're pretty cool for how we reacted. They're used to people being heartbroken about it, so when people like us are laid back enough to show some humility and laugh with them, they think it's neat. Well, just from the people who have chatted to me, anyway."
See, we're great here, really.

thread 3
The eyes on final fantasy prom.Closed
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21000
A prom. A Roleplay, and oh so funny! well, it's just so different from the other posts. has everything a real prom would have, food, music, dancing, without the mess, yay.

thread 4
THE GR8EST SPAM THRED EVER
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36562
really hilarious thread, contains loads of random posts, which made it very amusing.

thread 5
The all new photo thread of doom
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36900
i like this because - it had pictures! and it was nice to see pictures of the people themselves, and it made a change from reading, yay, pictures!

6 well, officially this wasn't necessary, but i thought the world of Eizon deserved a mention, but since that was made up of hundreds of threads it was impossible to pick just one. Eizon, for me, was a great experience and a lot of fun, that i won't be forgetting anytime soon.

Super Christ (representing the Ace party):
Partners
Just read the thread.
Seriously, any discussion as to why the thread is so great would be longer than the thread itself.

The cids knights are like shinra
This is a great thread, not only because the person was trying to flame the Cids Knights and not doing a good job at it, but RSL's reply was great; Psychotic's and Del Murder's replies were cool as well.

Without Spam - The greatest song parody ever (self-proclaimed)
The thread title for this is correct - it was the only thing that could make *me* download an eminem song, and it really is just a funny song.

A little declaration of war
This is one of the greater threads in the General Archive because it really is a great example of how a lot of people feel about this place. It's wanting to belong to things like this that gets many people to stick around.

4036 Reasons To Praise Dr Unne and Drink Bacardi
This is the second best wild spam thread ever, I'd say. The best being the original "100 Reasons to Hate Dr. Unne" thread. In my opinion.

I was also tempted to nominate Ok im mad as a bug!, but nah, those are my five nominations for best thread in the General Archive.

[Doomgaze]

Bingo.

Bleys wins.

Maybe S-E should actually DO something about it rather than creating a game environment conducive to gilsellers and that lets them ruin the game experience for others. Not that I care, because hey, the worse S-E does, the more people join me on the vastly superior WoW.

[Del Murder]

The Ace Party is cleaning up in my estimation. Good job guys!

Doom: Don't you dare start that up in this thread.

[Psychotic]

The BAoTW Party is cleaning up in my estimation. Good job guys!

[Lord Xehanort]

Ansem: I do what I am able.

Kounetsu: I do whatever's willing.

[Rye]

Free Spirit stood over the fallen body of her opponent, and a mighty roar was heard: "I finally beat the friggin snake for once!"

xD! Good job, Psy.

[Dr.K]

MANY an amusing thread on offer there, especially...

THE GR8EST SPAM THRED EVER

Amen.
Great goin' people

[boris no no]

well done lady!

the pinks go for gold
....or perhaps metallic pink....
can all our medals be pink!
yeay!