*finally stops laughing*
Ok, ok *chuckles* ... Ok, so why exactly is this a topic to be discussed on this forum? I mean, farting is what me and my friends do to kill time and possibly each other. And why did a female start this? And what's there to discuss? You want to hear stories like "This one time in first grade we were all sitting on the floor for story time, and I was right in the middle and let out this huge fart that made the teacher stop reading and the entire class turned and looked at me so I turned to the guy behind me and went 'EWWWWWW!!!!!'" (True story)