A message from John Cleese to America.

[Xalioniaf]

hmm...interesting. OK, lets get started again.

I will destroyise the einglish language and make sure that the colour of the ermarican flag be burninated. Or soemthing like that. I don't know. I don't speak teeth.

[Raistlin]

The way I always saw it is that we, the people of the United States of America, have the right to own a gun so the government will not step out of line. The right to bear arms isn't to go duck hunting. It's there so if we need guns, for whatever reason, they will be easy to get.

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

That is open to interpretation. It could be argued that you can only keep a firearm if you are part of a local militia.

[Polaris]

It's really cute... actually i agree with him in the pronunciation, is funny...

[amratis]

Ah John Cleese is good. I found parts of that very funny and parts very thought-provoking. I understand of course though that some of the US ppl might not find it particularily amusing .

[DMKA]

And what happens if everyone registered gives up their guns and then
the only people with them are those who have them illegally?

Are you so dense that you honestly can't see that guns aren't the problem
with society? It's society itself that needs to change, not some trivial law.

.opt

That's my point...I never said a SPECIFIC GROUP is to blame, I said no one cares about peace, and everyone could care less about others' suffering, so long as it isn't them. You just repeated what I already stated. Are YOU so dense that you can read and comprehend a few lines of text? God damn, go back to school.

The problem's lie within our soceity, but the "guns don't kill people, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" statement is one I can never agree with. Guns are what allow people to kill so easily. People would still be killing without guns, I'm aware of that. Were already in too deep to get rid of guns, just as we are with nukes, and the like. That doesn't make me accept guns any more than I do.

I will never own a gun, because I have no desire to kill another human being...well except maybe Bush and Ann Coulter...for the sake of humanity.

[Doomgaze]

Ah John Cleese is good. I found parts of that very funny and parts very thought-provoking. I understand of course though that some of the US ppl might not find it particularily amusing .

IT'S NOT JOHN CLEESE. RTFT.

[amratis]

Um, ok. Calm down

[gokufusionss1]

it is so John Cleese i have proof.

[Doomgaze]

And what is this proof, your AOL inbox? The thread has already established that it was not John Cleese, if you would like to try reading it.

[gokufusionss1]

i infact have very conclusive proof, would you like to see it.

[Strider]

Come on now. We ignore our American actors when they lash out against Dubya, so why should we give John Cleese any serious attention?

[Doomgaze]

Not really, since you don't have proof, because it's NOT JOHN CLEESE. If you ever want to be taken seriously though, keep in mind that you present evidence, not hide it in a little box and chant "I know something you don't know!"

[gokufusionss1]

it's not in a little box, more of an purse.

[TheAbominatrix]

I think it's in his pants. And I think he wants you to fish it out for him, Doomy.

[Dr Unne]

1) This thread is now spam, and 2) It's not written by John Cleese. This can be closed now.