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    Yeah and wtf is up with knock our football.I mean no rugby player can survive a tackle made by a NFL defender.If they did then wow they are in the hospital bed enduring a lot of pain

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    In the future it will be machines that kill people...when they have their own free will!!!

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    Yeah we all know it but we are gonna build AI smarter than us anyway just be a bunch of stupid idiots.By then we would've earned our extermination.By building a intelgent robot with free will and the robot come sup with the solution to mankind.Which is to get rid of us.

    BTW back to the football comment. WE WANNA BE DIFFERENT NOW LET US BE.Thats like saying hey you can't play lacrose because the british don't play it.Or all powows will be canceled forever.I'm tired of dealing with a bunch of closed minded people.Yeah so what they're comapring all americans to what white ameica does.Even though everyone does it.WE all really have our own culture adn way of life.But hey as long as you don't make us drink our tea at 3:00pm and make us learn to love crumpets.

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    That's why, when they build that AI, they won't make it a robot. They'll make it a computer in a box. Can't do anything but sit there and think and tell us what it thinks. A lot like politicians.
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    They'll probaly make it were it controls everything in the world.We'll screw up trust me.By then we would've deserved it lol.BTW soccer isn't htat hard I'm on a soccer team.BTW antoehr thing we play soccer(football). and all this stereotyping man i gfsdjiohgbasnfod[gajmioshf]gra0stg ]0nmiesdnmigroanigod[nuigowet[hio0gej0-tg 9yt4hjtg



    ok im done.

    Hey whats a water buffalo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordblazer
    I'm tired of dealing with a bunch of closed minded people.Yeah so what they're comapring all americans to what white ameica does.Even though everyone does it.WE all really have our own culture adn way of life.But hey as long as you don't make us drink our tea at 3:00pm and make us learn to love crumpets.
    You don't want to be stereotyped, but look what you just did to the English. I'm pretty certain you did it to try to convey your point, but do two wrongs really make a right? When people are pidgeonholed into stereotypes whether in jest or out of ignorance, is it any wonder that they do it back?

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    Hey the great hannurabi said.An eye for an eye.An ear for an ear.I forgot the rest

    lol i wasn't seriously BTW lol read the rest of my post lmao.What is a water buffalo?I'm dead serious about it lol.The water buffalo thing that is.

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    *jumps up from nowhere*

    HAHA!!! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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    People survived the first four years with Bush, they can survive the next four. Cleese needs to grow up and accept the things he can't change. Life goes on... :rolleyes2

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    Well I did submit a theory to the UN.That Fox News is brain washing people to love Bush.Them and MIT rejected my theory 25 times already!

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    I like how no one has even acknowledged what Doomgaze said about this article. Like the fact that it was written about the recount, or the fact that Cleese's name was quite possibly added on, like the taxes thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordblazer
    Well I did submit a theory to the UN.That Fox News is brain washing people to love Bush.Them and MIT rejected my theory 25 times already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imperia
    People survived the first four years with Bush, they can survive the next four.
    Actually, a lot of people haven't. And a lot more won't. Bush should be charged with war crimes. But comedians should never be political activists. Comedy is about mocking what is wrong, and to focus on the wrong means you will fail to see the right every time.
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    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/gov...vocation_a.htm

    If you search on Google you can find many different versions of this, posted on web sites all over the place, some dating to 2000, many not attributed to John Cleese. The one with only 15 points is still pretty common on a lot of sites for example.

    This method of attributing a document to someone famous in order to increase credibility is very interesting. People have been doing it for thousands of years old, and you can find very likely examples of it in the Christian Bible and many Buddhist scriptures, even in works that were attributed to Socrates and Plato and later thought not to be authentic.

    [qq=http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/government/a/revocation_b.htm]The Notice of Revocation of Independence was originally posted 8th November, 2000 by Alan Baxter (Rochester, U.K.) on an internal newsgroup of a company which spans the U.K., U.S. and Australia. I work for the same company and use the same newsgroups so I got to see the early versions of the Revocation and find out about its history. After a few more additions, extending a four-point item to a 10-point and then a 13-point item, Peter Rieden (Farnborough, U.K.) mailed the Revocation to the external newsgroup sci.military.naval on 15th November to entertain American subscribers during off-topic discussion of election issues. Peter's line of work is in seaborne defense systems.[/qq]

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    another person that should be charged with war crimes is Tony Blair, personnaly i think he is just as bad as George Bush, hopefully he'll be voted out in this year's election

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