We beat you silly americans in all categories, from the fact our countriesname is longer to the fact the shape of our country is better, also we dont have a civil war that we always UNDERLINE and think that the brothereatingbrothersguts is a great thing. ALSO we have two birthdays, one in august and one today. ALSO our independence day no.1 isnt in the summer holidays so we get a day off school. ALSO we dont invade countries that looked at our leader in a bad way. ALSO our prime minister is funny in a retarded sort of way. ALSO we have a language unique to most others. ALSO we dont have any earthquakes here. ALSO we have few pollution and giant pine tree woods here. ALSO we have lovely cities. ALSO we dont have a burger stop at every corner. ALSO 99% of Estonians dont know what EQ or Taco Bell is. ALSO because our country shows shows on tv that are 3 years old saved me from anime obsessiveness. ALSO it is never TOO hot here and even though at times like right now cold is -15 and even -22 degrees its still great we had 5 degrees in december. ALSO in our country there are no homosexual marriages. ALSO we survived 600 years under the enemy without losing our uniqueness. ALSO in Estonia it is always interesting to just roam around.
Happy birthday Estonia. Screw all other countries.