Ansem: I'm just a 16-year old innocent-as-a-rose boy.

Kounetsu: But I'm horny as hell! GiGi likes my horniness, that's HOT!

Ansem: Trumpet Theif is ignoring Kounetsu... that takes balls.

Kounetsu: SoL Train is training me in Kama Sutra... I love it when men teach me new tricks.