"My penis doesn't work''
Bloody dodgy controllers, I only bought my <a href="http://members.sparedollar.com/resize.aspx?user=thelilypad&img=GPS2PGP.jpg">penis</a> pad today and it already goes all funky when playing Tekken 5 and I have no idea why. Can anybody help me get my penis to work?
Discuss dodgy uh, controllers too, if ya like.
"Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!
So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"
- Linxiaotuzi
It's ok James, I still find it fun to play with your penis. I can still smack people around with it.
I am the ska boss.
I think that would be awesome while playing racing games.
EDIT: Also, my directional buttons are begginign to flank out on my psx. i dont have the shaky one, i've got original controllers. so they're kinda mature. but they still work fine.
What the hell are you talking about? Better explain it quick 'cause so far this thread seems pretty innapropriate.
Please define: "it already goes all funky".
Nice pad, though.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
That's exactly what i'm thinking!Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Shlup/Leonhart: did you even read JL's post? It's quite self-explanatory.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Can I see another picture of it? I want to play with it! Does it vibrate?
Not so much PSX controllers, but my DDR pads always crap out on me T_T Er, the few times I've played DDR that is. Geez, I'm bad enough at the game without having the pads screw up.... don't need help there...
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No, those three sentences were just too overwhelming.
Yes, I read it, jackass. I just don't know what a "penis pad" is.
Thanks, smelly knickers.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
*cracks up* XD I think Shlup is making up excuses to let this thread stay open longer....
Back to dodgy controllers, don't you just hate the reaction time in some controllers? "Lag" time, if you will. Makes fighting games so much more difficult to play... >_>
I'm not making up excuses! I was trying to give ya'll an honest chance to explain the inappropriate penis commentary, but fiiiine, if that's the way we're gonna be.
Feel free to start a thread on dodgy controllers in the proper forum (gaming topic = General Gaming) either without the penis talk or explaining why the penis talk is acceptable.
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