Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst 123456 LastLast
Results 61 to 75 of 80

Thread: EoFF Mini-Biographies

  1. #61
    Newbie Administrator Loony BoB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Posts
    52,476
    Articles
    53
    Blog Entries
    19

    FFXIV Character

    Loony Bob (Twintania)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
    I was on staff before that. I got adminned for sending boozemail.
    So what did Shlup do...? >_>
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

  2. #62
    disc jockey to your heart krissy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Location
    in the rain
    Posts
    5,913
    Articles
    1
    Blog Entries
    7

    Default

    Enter Jojo, who is one member of the Tank Police squad. She is also absolutely nutso about her tank, Alexander! A scratch on its finish is enough to send her into paroxysms of rage. Her spare time is spent polishing and waxing her precious Alexander. Jojo knows everything there is to know about tanks and tank warfare, and she is an absolute master of her art.

    Spaceman Spiff is Jojo's squad leader. A grand-standing, glory hog, he rapidly takes the credit for any collar of a criminal, failing to publicly acknowledge the hard work of his squad, much to Jojo's disgust. He rides Jojo, his chief rival in the Tank Police, mercilessly.

    Raistlin seems to be the leader of the terrorists who are robbing EoFF City, infiltrating companies, and ripping off some seriously high tech equipment, for some mysterious purpose known only to him and a few henchmen. While he manages to have a few close shaves in his encounters with the Tank Police, military, and other authorities of EoFF City, he manages to stay one step ahead of the law at all times.

    No discussion of the villains of EoFF would be complete without mentioning the sexy, artificially intelligent, cat-girl androids - Kishi and Not at all Reno. The girl-droids are seriously bad! They carry out Raistlin's orders without hesitation, ruthlessly if need be - especially when they kidnap a whole nursery from the city hospital, so as to have lots of pint-sized hostages when Raistlin's gang makes its move on its final objective, the newly completed space colony - tGA. Seems Raistlin has tired of the hopelessly polluted Earth, and wants to make a clean break of things.

  3. #63
    Fortune Teller Recognized Member Roogle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Lone Tree, Colorado
    Posts
    7,496
    Articles
    80
    Blog Entries
    3

    FFXIV Character

    Roose Dorvauldar (Gilgamesh)
    Contributions
    • Former Administator
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    Denmark
    Formerly: Sadia, Roostos, Sord, too many things to name *spontaneously combusts*

    Denmark is a Divine Penguin and an ex-poet. He's been around longer than most people/all people in BAoTW. He looks like Face and is the Grandmother to Psychotic and Mother to Shay. He has a trillion billion names and might be slightly obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite and Numa Numa Dance... just like me.

    And he may own this:







    Don't forget to mention some of the names are somehow related to me. Sadia is my sister, and Roostos is a phase my dog went through awhile back!
    I believe in the power of humanity.

  4. #64
    Not responsible for WWI Citizen Bleys's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2000
    Location
    The Wired
    Posts
    8,502
    Articles
    7
    Blog Entries
    60

    FFXIV Character

    Bleys Maynard (Sargatanas)
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
    I once tried to write a profile for Bleys, but ended up by accident writing out the directions for proper use of Preparation H.
    Perfect!

    That's what I want for my entry.

    Oh, and Shlup, the boozemail was actually a mixture of everclear and cat menses, so don't feel too bad.

  5. #65

    Default

    Joel (sence niobody will do it <b>PROPERLY</b>
    Previously: Akumaou812
    Gender: Dude
    Age: 19 (20 in less then two weeks)
    Likes: Fighting games
    Dislikes: Stupid people, idiocy, morons, idiots, dumbasses, fools, bad video games
    Real name: Sctolthiem Reinbach III

    Joel is probaby the most misunderstood person on the planet. He has about as many friends as he does enemies. His whole life is spent playing 2D fighting games and he plans on tearing down Sony of America from the inside for being nazi-like about 2D games now. Alot of people say bad things about him, but he doesn't care, he's too busy watching hentai and playing Street Fighter II to care.

  6. #66
    toxic nerd noir Lindy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    lost
    Posts
    3,641

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
    I once tried to write a profile for Bleys, but ended up by accident writing out the directions for proper use of Preparation H.
    Speaking of Bleys and Preparation H, didn't he once post a topic here asking what would happen if you ate a whole tube of it as he was tempted to try? Or was that your careful reference?

  7. #67
    Δ As above, so below ∇ crashNUMBERS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    hmm.
    Posts
    6,891
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Joel
    Joel (sence niobody will do it <b>PROPERLY</b>
    Previously: Akumaou812
    Gender: Dude
    Age: 19 (20 in less then two weeks)
    Likes: Fighting games
    Dislikes: Stupid people, idiocy, morons, idiots, dumbasses, fools, bad video games
    Real name: Sctolthiem Reinbach III

    Joel is probaby the most misunderstood person on the planet. He has about as many friends as he does enemies. His whole life is spent playing 2D fighting games and he plans on tearing down Sony of America from the inside for being nazi-like about 2D games now. Alot of people say bad things about him, but he doesn't care, he's too busy watching hentai and playing Street Fighter II to care.

    Haha lol! you perv!

  8. #68
    (。◕‿‿◕。) Recognized Member Jojee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1999
    Posts
    9,611
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Haha krissy xD

    Quote Originally Posted by Not At All Reno
    He rides Jojo, his chief rival in the Tank Police, mercilessly.
    Whaaat....


    Wat
    is
    going
    on
    wtf
    rawr

  9. #69

    Default

    He's saying we have rough sex, Jojo. Just go with it.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


  10. #70
    ~Amriel the Archangel~ Dking'squeen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Where ever He is
    Posts
    2,472

    Default

    =^.^=
    *You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*


    *All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*

  11. #71
    Δ As above, so below ∇ crashNUMBERS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    hmm.
    Posts
    6,891
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
    He's saying we have rough sex, Jojo. Just go with it.

    *snicker* *starts to laugh* *cracks up* *breaks out badly* *starts to laugh too much*



  12. #72
    ~Amriel the Archangel~ Dking'squeen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Where ever He is
    Posts
    2,472

    Default

    =^.^=
    *You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*


    *All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*

  13. #73
    Old school, like an old fool. Flying Mullet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Napping in a peach tree.
    Posts
    19,185
    Articles
    6
    Blog Entries
    7
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Former Senior Site Staff

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    So what who did Shlup do...? >_>
    Just fixing your typo BoB.
    Figaro Castle

  14. #74
    ~Amriel the Archangel~ Dking'squeen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Where ever He is
    Posts
    2,472

    Default

    kudos Doomsday, that was funny
    *You know it's over, growing colder, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*


    *All we ever wanted, I need something, leads me next to nothing...*

  15. #75
    Quack Shlup's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Location
    California
    Posts
    34,993
    Articles
    14
    Blog Entries
    37
    Contributions
    • Former Administrator
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    So what did Shlup do...? >_>
    Well its not like he was married yet.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •