EoFF Mini-Biographies

[Carnage]

*I dont really talk to anyone outside the forums so these are just based on what i see in the forums.*

Proto, Agent Proto

proto is a respected member of EOFF. Hes very mod like, in fact i used to think he was a mod. He seems more like a mod then most of the mods here . I see a knight title in his future. He treats new members with the same respect he treats old freinds. He finds somethign and he gives it his all. Dedicated to the forum on all the time. From what i understand he helps take care of chat. (though i could be wrong not sure).


Citizen Bleys

How bleys became a n admin i will never know. He must have hated it and given up or enjoyed it and got fired. He seems very intelligent. He does not seem to connect with newer members only the older ones. All around though bleys seems like a really cool guy, with his nazi party and witty comments.

Proto for president, bleys for evil dictator

[Raistlin]

...Are you starting up <i>this</i> again?

I'll do mini-biographies of some people tomorrow.

[RSL]

Proto, Agent Proto

proto is a respected member of EOFF. Hes very mod like, in fact i used to think he was a mod. He seems more like a mod then most of the mods here . I see a knight title in his future. He treats new members with the same respect he treats old freinds. He finds somethign and he gives it his all. Dedicated to the forum on all the time. From what i understand he helps take care of chat. (though i could be wrong not sure).

Haha

[Carnage]

Haha

?????

Hows that funny? i think proto is a great member of EoFF.

[Agent Proto]

Ahem.

What does the Former Staff tell you?

[Jojee]

jojo is the most
pink, mad, clothes buying, shoe loving, chocolate eating, hyperactive, loving, bouncy, giggling, running, net going, laughing, smilies, great help, married to everyone!, adored, friends to all, looked up to, hugged, cuddled, silly, cute, caring, daft, crazy

person i know!

lmao <3 gotta return the favor xDD

<b>Boris no no</b> is crazy and cute and cuddly. She's adorable and has smexy voice She lives in Derby, England, which is extra points in itself.. <3 She's got a great attitude towards life and is always kind and encouraging towards everyone. She loves shopping and chocolate! :<3: And despite what she says, she is quite pretty ^_- Not to mention that she's married to Jojo, so that's like, super extra points there

Now while I'm at it,

<b>Not at all Reno</B> is a piece of arse cake.

<b>Kawaii Ryukishi</b>'s AIM name is Kishkiruni. Yes, with the extra k.

<b>Raistlin</b> is a twerp.

<b>Quina</b> is a WOMAN.

<b>RSL</b> wears pink speedos.

<b>Psychotic</b> stinks in bed.

<b>Denmark</b> is a duck.

<b>fire_of_avalon</b> demands a name change to f&curren;re_of_avalon?

<b>Rainecloud</b> has an asian fetish

Um... Okay, I'll stop for now I just covered a whole bunch of people! Aren't you happy? What is this for again?

[fire_of_avalon]

I do noooot. *whines*

[Levian]

I know Jojo is already taken, but please add this:

Jojo smells like chloroform.

[Xander]

Psychotic makes me horny, plz. ^_^

And Raine, you're such a darling. =)

I'll write some properly later, maybe. ;D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Spaceman Spiff rocks your face.

[Pure Strife]

Psychotic
Psychotic was born almost two decades ago while his parents were performing a duet at the Eurovision song contest dressed as schoolgirls with soaking wet shirts. He spent the next few years of his life living and working in a monastery somewhere in China building balance and upper-body strength, before signing up for a voyage to England, where he hoped to open a Chinese take-away that also incorporated human flesh and other Canadian delicacies. Unfortunately, he found the Chinese take-away market swamped, and lived as a hermit somewhere in Wales for a bit. Here he learned of a coming evil from an old Welsh fortune teller, telling him that the Avrilocalypse would come, and that he alone could do this. Prior to "discovering" this, he had taken up sniffing glue and drinking lighter fluid. Anyway, after waking up in a place resembling sealand in a rather compromising position, he knew it was his mission to move back to England, requisition a computer from an elderly couple as they happily took there new purchase from PC world to their car, join EoFF, and start BAoTW as a means of revolution. The rest, as they say, is history.

Yazoo'sQueen
Born when the world was young, and the continents were just settling down comfortably after a heated debate over who would get the most of the equator, Yazoo'sQueen has witnessed the evolution of humanity down the ages. Although her notes got lost and she has a terrible memory, she's pretty sure there was a vampire and a flock of seaguls somewhere in there. After carefully replcaing herself with the "real" Yazoo'sQueen (who is still handcuffed to a radiator and fed on nothing but chicken enchiladas), she proceeded to reflect upon life by playing quite a lot of Tekken. This, she assured her "family", was to hone her mind and hand-eye reflexes. Occasionally she would partake of anime, because she wanted to understand foreign cultures. What she plans to do with this awesome dexterity and the odd Japanese word she's learnt is anyone's guess, but I reckon it has something to do with gremlins and giant, irate spiders.

[Citizen Bleys]

Citizen Bleys

How bleys became a n admin i will never know. He must have hated it and given up or enjoyed it and got fired. He seems very intelligent. He does not seem to connect with newer members only the older ones. All around though bleys seems like a really cool guy, with his nazi party and witty comments.

Proto for president, bleys for evil dictator

Don't use this, please.

[Agent Proto]

<b><u>Bleys's Crotch</b></u>

Also known as Jeff. Is one of the biggest jokes of EoFF history when Citizen Bleys posted a picture of his own crotch. Don't make fun of the Crotch, or Bleys will kill you.

<b><u>Mandee's Buns</b></u>

A new EoFF in-joke. Has been recently been impeached as a voice of the staff of EoFF. Not much is known about Mandee's Buns.

[Rainecloud]

Citizen Bleys (City Bleyz)

Real Name: Mark S. Huculak
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Location: Canada
Occupation: Drug Lord

Citizen Bleys was once a proud Administrator of this fine establishment. However, Mr. Maynard gracefully resigned from his position some months ago and decided to let someone else take the ball and run with it. During his Administrative reign of terror, Citizen Bleys cut through the EoFF Forums like a hot knife through even hotter butter, and struck fear into the hearts of any members who wished to defy his almighty presence. We all liked him, really, even though he did have that silly avatar with the hood.

As you may or may not know, Bleys' Crotch is a permanent fixture of EoFF. Everyone loves Bleys' crotch, and if you've been a member for over six months, you've probably seen it numerous times by now. The Crotch is something of a mascot to EoFF. Lord knows we'd be lost without it.

Citizen Bleys' many accomplishments are as follows: He was a proud member of the famous Goatsecs party in the previous EoFF elections, and his lovely face was even used on the party banner, albeit with some extra inclusions. Bleys was also a proud member of Final Fantasy Republic before it imploded, and if he was dumb enough to post there, we should respect him for managing to keep his sanity. Of course, Bleys has accomplished (and has been a part of) many more things over the years, and if all of those things were to be written down here, you'd have stopped reading this post about three hours ago.

Through all the trials and tribulations of Citizen Bleys, he's stayed here at this fine community. Why? I quote: "Initially, it may have been the staff that drove me and inspired me to do my best as a staff member--but lately--over the past year moreso--it hasn't been the staff that has kept me going. It has been you, the regular average-joe members of Eyes On Final Fantasy. Whatever the staff may do, *you* are the ones who drive the community, by coming back time and time again and posting. Without you, the community cannot continue to function. The contribution of the general membership is often overlooked publically, but I assure you, it is not unappreciated".

In short, Bleys loves us all, and a select few of us love him back in return.

Bleys-Related Links:
LiveJournal
The Stalin Dance

[Citizen Bleys]

*cuts off Pr00t's knackers with a chainsaw*

Rainecloud's was OK, with the exception of the part about the crotch.