Denmark
Formerly: Sadia, Roostos, Sord, too many things to name *spontaneously combusts*

Denmark is a Divine Penguin and an ex-poet. He's been around longer than most people/all people in BAoTW. He looks like Face and is the Grandmother to Psychotic and Mother to Shay. He has a trillion billion names and might be slightly obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite and Numa Numa Dance... just like me.

And he may own this: