Okay, you guys are getting it all wrong! Here's the real story behind it.

One day, Vincent was avoiding his gothic fans, when he got a call from Square-Enix and SCEA about making a game based on him. So, he took a secret entrance out of the Shin-Ra Mansion, and on the way, met Cait Sith who happened to be doing children's parties after the team broke up. They teamed up, and went acroos Final Fantasy Landia. You see, in order to get to the real world from FFL, you have to backtrack the entire series. Tidus and all them have a hell of a time when they get called up by Square-Enix, and all the other spin-offs don't get any access, especially Mystic Quest, who's world is behind 20 gates of titanium. Anyway, Vincent and Cait Sith make their way thru FFL, battling 3-D Goblins, 2-D Goblins, forever altering the plotline of FFVI when they come in and kill Paladin Cecil, allowing Dark Knight Cecil to break free and wreak havoc upon FFVI Landia. They kill the Onion Kids because they don't like them, and destroy the Light Warrior's ORBs with their 3-D prowess. Anyway, they come upon the gate to Square-Enix, and go in. The head of SE tells them to go back to their world, where they'll meet up with the crew who want's to make a game based on Vincent. Then they notice Cait Sith, and say he can do somethign in the game as long as he isn't annoying. So, they go back, and as they go, they blow up Pandimonium and save the kingdom of Fynn, and they kill General Leo because he stared at them weird, then make it look like someone else did it. They make it back, and meet up with the crew, who provide no reason whatsoever to why they want to make this game.

And, that's the real story behind the game.

(SPOILER)In case you didn't notice, this is fake. And if you think this is real, you need help.