BoB - you'd have a point if not for Illinois. Chicago alone has at least 3 million people or so, it's the 3rd largest city in the US.

Anyway, I like to think that you're all living in your own Private Idaho, underground like a wild potato. Don't go on the patio. Beware of the pool, blue bottomless pool. It leads you straight right throught the gate that opens on the pool.