Ban this option.

[Del Murder]

I'm getting indignant with them being called stupid.

I was going to post this, but I wouldn't have come up with a word half as good as indignant.

We were all kids once.

I'm going to make it so people can only use numbers. You will all be issued a serial number. We will put a bar code on your face and scan you as you sign in.

If this matters at all, I was also going to suggest this and call it the Unne Solution, but the man himself beat me to it.