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-Is it shiny? Yes.
-Does it produce heat? Yes.
-Can it float? Yes.
-Is it pleasurable? Yes.
-Do most people use this daily? Doubtful.
-Does it have a horn? Yes.
-Would you pay to use it? Yes.
-Do you use it in your home? Unknown.
-Can any age group use it? Yes.
-Is it motorized? Yes.
-Is it fragile? No.
-Is it commonly used? Yes.
-Is it a mammal? Probably.
-Can you buy it at a store? Doubtful.
-Is it hard? Unknown.
-Does it have four legs? Doubtful.
-Does it make sound? Yes.
-Can it be washed? Yes.
-It is classified as Unknown.

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