the internet? (either the internet ceases to exist and will never again, or you do!)
No

video games? (*points above*)
No

pop tarts?
No

your mother?
Yes

your father?
Yes

best friend?
Yes

a poor child in Yugoslavia?
Why wouldn't I? My life is worthless when weighed against another.

world peace?
Of course.

me?
Sure.

anyone in EoFF?
(if so, how many, and who~)
Depends. I have no problems with dying so another person could live.

anything else?
See above.