the internet? (either the internet ceases to exist and will never again, or you do!) nopers

video games? (*points above*)
nope

pop tarts?
don't eat them

your mother?
I can't answer that

your father?
same as above

best friend?
yes

a poor child in Yugoslavia?
you poor, poor child...*waves in distance* BYE!!!!!!!

World peace?
there'll never be peace

me?
Of course wife *coughs*

anyone in EoFF?
maybe

anything else?
maybe my cat XD