the internet? (either the internet ceases to exist and will never again, or you do!) Nopey

video games? (*points above*)
Nope

pop tarts?
Ooh, sadly not

your mother?
Yes

your father?
Yes

best friend?
Yes

a poor child in Yugoslavia?
Sadly, I'd have to decline

World peace?
Yes - but only lasting

me?
I accept cheques and credit cards

anyone in EoFF?
perhaps

anything else?
I guess I'll see when the time comes