In the tradition of T-Money, I need a rap name.

[Kirobaito]

I think the title states enough. What should my rap name be? I'm not doing a poll because I'm open to any and all suggestions.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

oomba:

[Del Murder]

The Teksus Rainja

[Del Murder]

You can replace 'The' with 'Da' if you think it needs to be ghettoer.

[Kirobaito]

Yeah, Del wins. :/ That was quick.

[fire_of_avalon]

Super quick.

To keep the thread alive, regale us with ghetto fabolus tales of yore.

[Kirobaito]

*gives a beat*

I was chillin with my crew in a cowboy saloon
When all of a sudden it was like in 'High Noon'
When my boi Gary Cooper, he was all up in my grill
I said, "Back up, boi! Or I'll spur you for a thrill.

So we went out back to have a real cowboy duel
And what a time it was, cause he looked like a mule
I pulled up my gun and I shot him all about
It was POOF! BAM! Like a comic book bout.

Fo'sho rizzle.

[Del Murder]

Haha, that was great. Do you bust rhymes like that frequently?

[Meat Puppet]

Killah Bite, yo?
K-Bait'n?

None of mine are good?

Okay. One time when I was sitting down at the mall, there was some pack of goons and some nerdy guy trying to crack some phat rhymes. I said something incredibly abusive and creative, which I can neither remember nor post here.

But I promise, it was funny.

[Doomgaze]

So what's your first album, Rememba Da Alamo? Then again, as a rapper, you should probably find some way to mispell Alamo.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Alamoe

[Meat Puppet]

I thought the rule was, if it can't be mispelt, then izzle-ise?

[krissy]

Dr. Dr'unn'e

K-Bite

[Meat Puppet]

Not At Izzle Rizzle


I try so hard.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

K-Byte

Rap-fixed.