I shall celebrate by baking n00b Pies!

The main ingredients: Newbies.
Stealing my Empire? Curses to you! Curses! *shakes fists*

Well, I think it's high time a new delicacy was made from the newcomers!
We can't. It's not the holiday season. At least not until St. Patricks day. Looks like I got to regular internet access just in time though. Seeing as I have a 30 minute wait for a 30 minute use of a computer, if someone could be so kind as to compose a list of all the fairly active Noober users from March 1-14 and PM it to me on the 14, then I'll be all happier to bake some new form of Nooberlicous pastry for all to enjoy. St. Patricks Day is on the 16th, isn't it?