I shall only vote for two people as President, Ralph Nader and my good (crazy pyromaniac) friend Jason. Which we made the deal that if he wins I get the Pentagon! WAR WITH EVERYONE YAY!

How about I be president? That isnt possible? O shucks >_>
Hey, the Pres we got now is a junkie, retarded, can't speak, @$$hole who starts wars for oil and has no other legitimate reason and steals the nations money...anyone can be President.