<a href = "http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1378854">Theme: What would video-game characters do in real-life situations?</a>
This one is clearly teh win:
EDIT: In case it is not obvious, NSFW = Not Safe For Work = Porn. Don't click those ones. Don't worry, they're not allowed to put them in the open