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  1. 03-05-2005, 01:24 AM #1
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    Default jokes that sound like other things

    Heres one my friend told me.

    I want to touch your daughters as---sparigus!!
    http://shruglas.substack.com/p/the-g...ical-migration
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    Now when would a situation like that ever come up?
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    during dinner

    if you don't like chem i'm gonna kick your arsenic II sulfide
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    "Shut the front door!" is a common one.
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    Hey, would you please lend me a hand back here? :chuckle:

    Yea, I know... it's the other way around. It SOUNDS like a joke but it's actually not. There's nothing fun in it at all.
    But I come up with it all by myself!!!
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    "Nice shoes...

    can I borrow them?"

    Edit: *blinks* I coulda swore Meat Puppet had a post before me, CHEATER. xD This one was to complement that!


    Wat
    is
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    wtf
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  7. 03-05-2005, 02:27 AM #7
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    It was:

    "You're cute, wanna date?"

    I don't know what happened to it! :crazy:
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