Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 60

Thread: Corniest rapper

  1. #16
    Banned MecaKane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,002

    Default

    That's Mike something or other who does the rapping in Linkin Park.
    And they're a metal band.

    And Will Smith hasn't put an album out in god knows how long.
    50 Cent and G-unit, as the only reason anyone listens to them is because Eminem told them to and he got shot a bunch of times.

  2. #17
    Martyr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Only in Dreams
    Posts
    2,804
    Blog Entries
    22

    Default

    Probably Jay Z or Little Bow Wow.

    But most of them are really a complete joke, in my opinion. Actually, the same goes for modern rock and modern pop and modern everything else. Nothing they say really means anything.

    [Accidental Rant (Yes, I'm keeping it here), read at own risk]Music is nothing but noise these days, and the listeners have only their ears to judge it by, not their brains. Mostly, it seems, whatever we end up listening to most of the time, for whatever reason, becomes the kind of music we listen to merely because we familiarize with it. Not because it has any quality or substance. Whoops. Rant. /End Rant

    I singled those 2 rappers out just because Jay Z is always posing in photos as if he's totally pissed about something. (Like what? The only thing that he might be mad about, that mad, concerning his position, is that maybe he pissed in his pants during a show and lost a contract or a whore or something). So he's obviously a poser, and probably an insecure one.

    Little Bow Wow.... WTF?!?!?!?!?

  3. #18
    Perfectly Flawed YukiKiro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    America
    Posts
    719

    Default

    all rappers are corny. imo rap music on its own is corny. i just think the whole genra is a pos. and chester isn't a rapper.
    Last edited by YukiKiro; 03-06-2005 at 08:09 AM.

    Being wise comes in two parts: 1) having a lot to say and 2) not saying it.

    Thanks to Starry Relm and Sphere for the Sig and Avatar (in their respecive order)

  4. #19
    ...you hot, salty nut! Recognized Member fire_of_avalon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    17,442
    Blog Entries
    34
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Actually, Little Bow Wow changed his name. He's just Bow Wow... now.


    xD But I have to agree with crash. I hate that ugly little midget Ja Rule. I want to step on him.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

  5. #20

    Default

    Any one of the Cash Money Millionares... They all rap about the same thing, in EVERY song atleast ja rule will change what the songs about... All they do is say the same thing over and over.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    And this is where I say "You've got a will, but it isn't free." :]
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakan the forever man
    If you never hear from me again, it is because I came to close to the truth.

  6. #21

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
    Actually, Little Bow Wow changed his name. He's just Bow Wow... now.


    xD But I have to agree with crash. I hate that ugly little midget Ja Rule. I want to step on him.
    Speaking of midgets, Bow Wow is still a midget. Chingy is a sorry rapper too. But Bow Wow is like...gawd I hate that little bug. He has no style and even in platform shoes...HE'S STILL A MIDGET.

  7. #22

    Default

    50 Cent Blow Job, and Feminem.

  8. #23

  9. #24
    Nothing is absolute... UltimaLimit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Breaking stuff
    Posts
    486

    Default

    Lots to choose from:

    Eminem (post Eminem Show)
    Usher (castrated at birth judging by his voice) [/MEAN]
    50 Cent (if you get shot 9 times someone's trying to tell you something)
    Will Smith I've never heard, I've only seen him in movies. He never seemed like he'd be much of a rapper, though.
    Missy Elliot (saw her on Punk'd, she looks like a troll)
    Beyonce (aka Bouncy)
    I am alive I will never run away Places inside My heart screams inside with pride Once I cried Now I wipe away the tears Once I died Now I'm alive

    --Alive (Korn)

    And we sneak a call And we're like thieves I love the times like these Just don't say goodbye Just won't you please I'm trying to do the right thing

    All my life I was in the cold Now I find I feel nothing more Leave me to learn Leave me to hurt Now I'm not so invincible

    --Invincible (Static-X)

  10. #25
    Polaris's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Sunny Portugal
    Posts
    6,186
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    From Likkin PArk, the rapper is Mike! The vocalist the one who shout is Chester!!!!!! Let me see oh Jay-Z, LP were drunk when they accept to make a cd with him. In 'Num/Encore' man he can't shut up... and he starts with 'Thank you, thank you, thank you', thanks for what? I hate him, I just listen that song coz there are the wonderful LP...

  11. #26
    TokiDoki*OkiDoki Lucky Charms's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Land of very cute Asian schoolgirls ^_~
    Posts
    181

    Default

    Will Smith, I don't mind him too much with his movies.. but his rapping hum.. different story.

    Ever heard Shaq rap? HAHA. yep. He rapped a couple years back, that was corny.

    J-pop ~ SweetS | Love Like Candy Floss <3

  12. #27
    Friendship *is* magic. MJN SEIFER's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Jasper's Park
    Posts
    3,556
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Eminem!!!

    I used to like his music when he first came out - but now all he relys on is takeing the Piss out of other artists, saying they have no sense of humour and then refusing to have it done to him.... :nibbles:

  13. #28

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
    Will Smith.
    what do you mean??
    what about the great lines of wild wild west?
    and the men in black?
    i bet it took that 5 year old writing the songs a whole.....10 minutes to write!

    Trust No one

  14. #29
    Δ As above, so below ∇ crashNUMBERS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    hmm.
    Posts
    6,891
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Wills ok...
    Ja rule just plain sucks. The guy can't even make a song by himself...
    Glad no one said slick rick...

  15. #30

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by UltimaLimit
    Lots to choose from:

    Eminem (post Eminem Show)
    Usher (castrated at birth judging by his voice) [/MEAN]
    50 Cent (if you get shot 9 times someone's trying to tell you something)
    Will Smith I've never heard, I've only seen him in movies. He never seemed like he'd be much of a rapper, though.
    Missy Elliot (saw her on Punk'd, she looks like a troll)
    Beyonce (aka Bouncy)
    Just to let you know, Beyonce is a R&B artist.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •