What is Eurovision?

Well take you average TV tallent show, ala Pop Idol. Ditch all the seaching bit and jump straight to the final, were a bunch of talentless Europeans sing god awful song's. Then let a bunch of failed, D list celebrity's from each nation award points for what they think is the best out of a bad bunch. The country with the most point's at the end of the night is the winner.

You know Abba? They won Eurovision. Of course these days it's usually won by some transvestite from Isreal. (Yes that actually happened!)