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    Default Welcome Jordon! representing England!

    well what do you think about Jordon (katie Prince) being the eurovision candidate?
    i know that eurovision isn't exactly interesting but it is funny!
    for all that don't know who jordon is shes a glammer model turned singer.

    those are not her real boobs..... :rolleyes2
    i think that it's silly! shes annoying.
    i think that the opera singing boys should go through! that'll make them listen!

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    She's 5 bloody months pregnant. By the time of the contest in May, she will be 7 months pregnant. Now I'm no expert, and I've never been pregnant funnily enough, but how could she have expected to perform with the weight of the baby and her humoungous, british landmark breasts weighing her down.

    Anyway, Javine was a deserved winner. Her song has the most Eurovision friendly.

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    ive herd her song, and u no, it aint that bad.
    But i think they could of chose anouther band/singer.
    The Rasmus wouldnt have been to bad..?

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    Well the Rasmus are definitely crap enough to play at the Eurovision, but we've got enough crap English singers to represent us thanks.

    Hey, maybe they should represent Denmark. It's almost a guaranteed nil points!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Sark
    Hey, maybe they should represent Denmark. It's almost a guaranteed nil points!
    you mean nil puwa! (i have NO idea how to spell it! silly french people!*
    why is ginga g back?
    whats going on? are we back in the 90's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Sark
    Well the Rasmus are definitely crap
    :whaaa:
    You did not just say that...

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    can i use this as an excuse to post pictures of jordan?
    Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
    -The allways inspiring leeza

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    I have no earthly idea what Eurovision is, but I hope to God that she wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirobaito
    I have no earthly idea what Eurovision is, but I hope to God that she wins.
    Believe me Kiro , you don't wanna know what it is !!!

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    What is Eurovision?

    Well take you average TV tallent show, ala Pop Idol. Ditch all the seaching bit and jump straight to the final, were a bunch of talentless Europeans sing god awful song's. Then let a bunch of failed, D list celebrity's from each nation award points for what they think is the best out of a bad bunch. The country with the most point's at the end of the night is the winner.

    You know Abba? They won Eurovision. Of course these days it's usually won by some transvestite from Isreal. (Yes that actually happened!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelda
    :whaaa:
    You did not just say that...
    He did indeed... and I'll second it. The Rasmus are definately Eurovision-worthy...

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    well she didn't get through.
    javine won....thank god!
    *phew*

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    thats a hand full

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