near death experiences

[boris no no]

i forgot about the choking, thanks boris , that brings it up to 26.
Whats really sad is that im only 17

erm...thanks?

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P.S. I almost got hit by a car once.

Who hasn't?

erm....me! which is strange because i'm always walking into roads without looking.
i guess it's because i live in the country so not many cars!

[Tasura]

i live in the country too, but cars still try to hit me.

[boris no no]

maybe if you stopped holding that "run over me" sign they might not!

[Chris]

I was once kicked by a cow... come on guys A COW!
I've lived a most unfortunate life so far.

I'm only eighteen

[Itsunari 2000]

Well , since I was about 7 I've nearly drowned , nearly been ran over twice and came close to being crushed to death by a gigantic Alsatian.

[boris no no]

i met a clown once
and i'm almost 20

[Tasura]

i met a clown once
and i'm almost 20

was the clowns name pennywise?

[boris no no]

was the clowns name pennywise?

no idea. but he was so scary!
i saw the circus last year. i nearly wet myself!

[UltimaLimit]

ive had 24, almost getting shot, almpst drowning twice, almost getting run over by 2 buses, 10 cars, 5 vans, 1 truck, and almost getting going off the road into and rolling the vehicle into trees 3 times.

You just cannot catch a break, can you?

Almost drowned when I was little. Got hit by a bus (on my birthday of all days). Got hit by an axe. (BTW, if anyone should ever happen to tell you that getting hit by an axe doesn't hurt, take it from me--they're full of . Goddamn that hurt.

[tcichosz]

You just cannot catch a break, can you?

Almost drowned when I was little. Got hit by a bus (on my birthday of all days). Got hit by an axe. (BTW, if anyone should ever happen to tell you that getting hit by an axe doesn't hurt, take it from me--they're full of . Goddamn that hurt.

how'd you get hit with an axe?

[UltimaLimit]

Let's just say I got in a fight and leave it at that.

[Jack]

I've only had one time I would say is a near-death experience that I remember, and that was enough for me to know that life is worth living.

[kikimm]

Erm...I was at the park, and my brother was in the bathroom...and this guy came up to me....blegh. I'll say no more, because it makes me uncomfortable.

So there's that, and then an almost-drowning experience that I barely remember, and I think that's it for me. Yay.

[strawberryman]

Does near death towards other people count?

[Dark Goddess]

I almost got bite by a snake, almost drowned a couple times, and I almost got shot a couple times too.