Huh???Originally Posted by Lady Rikku
Huh???
Let's continue the story, guys and gals.
Here's my update:
At the wedding
*Yuna, Lulu, & Rikku arrive while everyone else is waiting
Lenne: Yuna! Lulu! Rikku! Where have you been?!
Yuna: Sorry about that, Lenne.
Lulu: Yeah, about that--
Rikku: YOU'RE NOT GONNA SKIN US ALIVE!!! Are you?
Lenne: What?! Skin you alive? No, no, I'm just glad you all made it safely. Then again--
Wakka: You didn't have to keep us waiting so long!
Tidus: Oh lighten up, Wakka. They didn't exactly ruin the wedding, right?
Gippal: Besides, I'm sure it wasn't your fault for being late. Right, Yuna? *wink
Rikku: Gippal!
Gippal: Hey hey! I'm just trying to lighten the mood!
Shuyin: Can we get on with this? Lenne and I want to engage in HOLY matrimony. This isn't the time for arguing.
Rikku: Fine, fine.
Gippal: You heard her, preacher man! Bring it!
Priest: The rings, please.
*long moment of silence
Lenne: Yuna, you didn't forget the rings, did you?
Yuna: Uhhh...
Yuna (whispering to Rikku): I thought you were supposed to get the rings!
Rikku (whispering to Yuna): And I thought Lulu had them!
Rikku (whispering to Lulu): Where are the rings?!
Lulu (whispering to Rikku): How should I know? I haven't seen them since last night.
Lenne: Yuna?
Gippal: Rikku?
Wakka: Lu?
Rikku: Ohhh, I knew we forgot something!
Lenne: What?!!! You don't have the rings?!
Shuyin: How can I officially marry Lenne without the rings?! You did know that they were very important, didn't you?
Lenne: Yuna, how could you?!
Gippal: I know you can be absent-minded at times, Rikku, but--
Wakka: C'mon, Lu! I thought I knew you better than this!
Tidus: Hey hey! Take it easy!
Wakka: Shut up, Tidus!
Gippal: Yeah, butt out!
*arguing ensues
*fighting starts; spells are cast, weapons are used
*Paine, Baralai, and Nooj leave the room and talk amongst themselves
Paine: This isn't looking good!
Nooj: We need to stop this as soon as possible!
Baralai: This looks more like what happened at the Den of Woe by the minute.
Paine: We need a plan, Nooj.
Nooj: Just wait a minute, Paine. I'm thinking about it.
Baralai: You better think quick 'cause Gippal is about to crash the party!
*Gippal fires his Mortar into the ceiling
*huge explosion
THE END (for now)
Will everyone survive?
What will happen to Lenne and Shuyin's wedding?
Will Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu ever find the wedding rings?
Stay tuned...
Um... very weird. Ok -
(Dust and bits of building everywhere, but everybody is still alive)
Gippal: Whoops.
Rikku (gets up from under a table): Now look what you did!
Gippal: Yeah, well... you guys lost the wedding rings!
Yuna: YOU BLEW UP THE WEDDING HALL!!!
Lulu: Um, guys? I don't want to make this worse but... I had the rings all along... I was joking.
Everyone: LULU!!!!!!
Lenne: I'm... gonna... kill... you!!!
*Has to be held back by Rikku and Gippal*
Lenne: LET ME AT HER!!! LET ME -
Priest guy: Umm... shall we continue with the service?
Lenne: YOU BETTER!!!!
Lulu (under her breath): I knew having so many weddings so close was a bad idea!!!
Lenne, Rikku, Yuna: ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
u ignored my part??? *sad*
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
Yes 'cause you made Rikku say that she wanted to get married. If you had read the entire story, you would know that she already married Gippal!
its in page six
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
Ok nobody's writing anything so here's something crap. xD
*After the service*
Lenne: Thank god it's over!!! LULU PREPARE TO DIE!! HAAAAAA!
Yuna: NOO!!!
*Lenne attacks Lulu*
Lenne: DIE YOU WEIRDO!!! *strangling Lulu*
*Somebody petrifies Lenne and she turns to stone*
Lulu (panting): Thank you!
Yuna: This is all your fault Lulu! She's gonna murder you!
Rikku: Yeah! Run!
*Lulu runs off*
that did not just happen
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
I can see whats gana be edited out of the story when its published.
Lulu clutched her chest, crying to herself. As if she was a child.
'This is all... my fault.' *dies*
Meanwhile...
Yuna screwed Rikku.
It was hot.
TEH END KTHX
lol @ thread
Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...
Lulu: How far do I have to run?
*Lenne catches up*
Lenne: Until I catch you! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Lulu: A little too much like a mix of Seymour and Shuyin.
Lenne: Don't mention my husband you he woman!
Lulu: He woman? You are so going to take that back!
Lenne: What are you going to do about it?
*Lulu gets overdrive up by taking Lennes*
Lenne: Hey! Thats not fair!
Lulu: Auron's not fair.
Lenne: Huh?
Lulu: Its his ability!!!
Lenne: Oh.
*Shuyin pops up*
Lenne and Lulu: Aah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenne: Honey!! You came to help me?
Shuyin: No. I came to stop you.
Lenne: Why??
Shuyin: Does it even matter? Anyway, stop fighting. Its just some stupid ring. And anyway, she was going to give it to us, right?
Lulu: I was until YOU started chasing me.
Lenne: Sorry. I get so mad that I can't control my emotions sometimes.
Lulu: Is that a first?
Lenne: What do you mean?
*Yuna and Rikku catch up*
Yuna: "You must stop! That's enough!" That sounds like the Lenne I know.
Rikku: Not "I'm going to KILL you Lulu!"
Lenne: I sounded like that?
Yuna & Rikku: Yup.
Lenne: Thats not like me at all.
*Lenne cries on Shuyin*
Shuyin: Okay... Now that we have this all better, why don't we go to the honeymoon? All of us?
Lenne: Yay!!!!!
Lulu: Oh no.
Lenne: What does that mean?
Lulu: Nothing.
Lenne: It better not!
I think it was meant to be a joke, but still... that's gross.Can you think about something thats not sick? Who screws there own cousin? Is Yuna officially gay or something? Unless you screw your cousin. Sick. Anyway...
I would really recommend this was moved to Arts & Writing before any mod reads the title...
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